Mercurygirl
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HAHAHAHAHAHA well done, Mercurygirl!
AAAhahahahahahaha!!!! Aww man, thank you for that.
Wow Mercurygirl that was hilarious!!...Great cautionary tale!!..lol
well played, lol
Thank you, thank you, I love you all. :tongue:
Thanks for feedback guys.
I'm seriously considering the following scenario: I will not speak to my fuck buddy again concerning this matter. No arrangements will be made concerning the time or day. Instead I will hide in a wooded park where I know he runs 3 times a week. Part of the running trail is well away from any public walking paths. I will jump him wearing a balaclava. Pin him to the ground and rip his running shorts off him. I'll fuck him without lube or condom for extra effect. When I'm finished I'll walk away saying nothing. Only when I get back to my car will I leave a text for him saying it was me.
I think that should fulfill his fantasy!
"The 'Wooded Park Rapist' was caught today when two women jogging in the area noticed a man hiding in the woods wearing a ski mask. Police were called and after a brief struggle the man was taken into custody. Authorities said the man stated he was there to, get this, 'rape a friend.' Now over to Steve with the weather."
Honestly dude you sound like an imbecile or, dare I say, an actual rapist. If you don't get arrested by police or beat up/killed by potential witnesses or your friend I'd be surprised. That's the stupidest idea ever. I hate to use the same joke reference in less than a week but are you trying to win a Darwin Award?