Mohammed, Jesus or Buddha?

[sortofbigthen]

Who had the biggest scroll?

 

[B_tallbig]

What exactly you mean by that ? Please elaborate.

 

[rob_just_rob]

Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny put all 3 of them to shame.

 

[sortofbigthen]

Which one of them would take you to heaven with the size of their glory?

I think Mohammed was hung like a mouse. Buddha lost his under rolls of fat and Jesus miracled his to be 12"

 

[lonesome_boy1980]

Good topic for LAUGH,,,

 

[B_tallbig]

I prefer not answer that . Iam not a believer but this thread coud be offensive to many people . Iam not offended by this but if many people got offended with my threads, i will expect many to get really upset with this one .

 

[joejack]

Mohammed obviously. He is the only one to publish his own work himself. The other two strictly operated in the oral tradition and others recorded their sayings.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Yeah, but Buddha spoke softly and was at one with a big scroll.

 

[B_tallbig]

Mohammed obviously. He is the only one to publish his own work himself. The other two strictly operated in the oral tradition and others recorded their sayings.

That is funny !!!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[Freddie53]

Mohammed obviously. He is the only one to publish his own work himself. The other two strictly operated in the oral tradition and others recorded their sayings.

In correct. Mohamed could not read or write. All of the Koran was written after his death, the same as the Christian part of the Bible was written after Jesus' death.

Socrates, Buddha, Jesus and Mohamed all have this in common: Their followers wrote about them and their story after their death.

 

[cleancutatl]

(I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I can't stop myself- I appologize now for the offensive thing I am about to say.)

Well, Jesus sure hung from that cross well. He had great abs too.

So Sorry..... So, So Sorry....

 

[deleted174961]

You all keep this up and I'll organize a march on Washington to protest how religion was insulted, and I would demand public apologies or whip you!

 

[findfirefox]

oh my, how taboo!

I give it to the big M

I'd hit it

 

[dhsdad]

this is funny

 

[the_reverend]

Mohammed has the bigger scimitar, but Jesus comes from an oral tradition so probably makes up for it there...which isn't to say he wasn't well hung. sorry, hung well. Buddha takes the edge in stamina, though. forty days of meditating beneath a tree? that takes some staying power!

basically, all religions have something to offer. lol

 

[148180]

Jesus was circumcised, buddha was too fat to see his own cock and mohammed's was bent to the left.

Not sure which I'd do. Probablty mohammed. jesus was too skinny. buddha too fat.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Buddha takes the edge in stamina, though. forty days of meditating beneath a tree? that takes some staying power!

And it was the bodhi tree, rev.
Tells you sumpin, doncha think?

 

[earllogjam]

Jesus had a small one. There never is a bulge in that loin cloth...ever. Always wondered about this as a child instead of listening to the sermon.

Mohammed probably had a big one - Very sex obssessed guy - virgins in heaven, allowing followers 4 wives, keeping clean for sex, hamams, circumsicion...etc.

Buddha was average - sex - eh...take it or leave it. Got rid of all earthly desires so who cares how big your lingam is? Had no attachment to it anyways, probably didn't miss out on much.

 

[yupp40]

ummm...yeaa....hahaa! I really don't kno what to think of this thread! I'm not gunna be that guy that starts flipping out, prabably because i dont follow any of these religions. But also, from a respect standpoint, this is very disresectful. So, whatever, i kno its all for fun, and im sure u all kno what im about to say any way, just keep it as respectful as possible and dont get surprised if someone gets offended.

Si te hace feliz

 

[sortofbigthen]

ummm...yeaa....hahaa! I really don't kno what to think of this thread! I'm not gunna be that guy that starts flipping out, prabably because i dont follow any of these religions. But also, from a respect standpoint, this is very disresectful. So, whatever, i kno its all for fun, and im sure u all kno what im about to say any way, just keep it as respectful as possible and dont get surprised if someone gets offended.

Si te hace feliz

Relax, it's not like a teddy is involved