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My butt hurts. In fact, everything south of my stomach hurts. And that’s just from a fantasy.
How would you hide that in a pair of pants? Why would you hide that in a pair of pants? Oh right, he’s not hiding it in a pair of pants and in fact is sharing it on the internet.
I don’t smoke but I will light you up. Let me know when the tip glows.
This guy has three legs but no dick. Maybe its behind the third leg.
I can’t figure out why he hasn’t put his mouth on it and inhaled like it was a nebulizer. Sucked it up like a Dyson? I would be balls deep gasping for air by now.
So your mobile home got repossessed huh? Sure you can crash at my place… I have soap. But you cannot park your tractor in my driveway.
You did know that putting a rubber band around your balls is not considered adequate birth control? Probably why you have more bastards than clean underwear.
He is being fitted for a new cock ring. It will likely have to be special ordered. I doubt that even Home Depot would carry something that would fit.
OK, I’ll show it to you. But promise you won’t try to squash the head. Pythons are not venomous.
I know what size I want, but I can’t decide which flavor! Do you have a sampler with some of each?
OK… one more.
I don’t know about you, but I find this hard to swallow. Oh I believe it’s real, but it would be very hard to swallow. Fuck, I don’t even think I could get my hand around it.
I want to believe. Quick! Say it three times!
I believe
I believe
I believe!
Well what do you know, it is real.
Gee… I’m a little disappointed. No, no, your cock is great… mind boggling even. But I’m disappointed that my mouth isn’t near big enough to swallow it whole.
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