Morning Wood

[JTaylor]

What do you do with your morning wood?

I usually just let it be and it goes down while I'm in the shower. But I was wondering if that was out of the norm for a guy. So what do you do?

 

[B_boynextdoorkpt]

Pee, then jack off every morning in the shower

 

[bigmix]

i did the same, only if i felt i was so horny hehe..

 

[jigggyman]

you gotta beat it off man! only way to start my day off right!

 

[JTaylor]

Yeah I usually let it go unless I find myself really horny. But how do you start off your day by masturbating. I usually find that makes me really horny throughout the day.

 

[B_boynextdoorkpt]

I am horny 24/7 anyway, so what the hell? lol

 

[JTaylor]

Yeah same here, so kind of a paradox

 

[Cockojohn]

My hard dick Its going away because I must every day going to work, I'm wash my glans and I'm after that going my clothes on. A new day is starts and I'm not every day thinking about sex. This day I'm uprising because in my office I see a lot of girls in minidressed who have beautiful legs and thats make me horny but I'm only watching and keeps my hands off that sexy womans at the office.

 

[theguy87]

Peeing with wood...pain in the ass

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

I guess when Pecker gets one it's a "wood Pecker!"

Yeah...I admit...corny.

 

[Captain Elephant]

So, I take it none of you have a partner? OK, not every morning, but she likes to play with it as much as I do. But sometimes I just drag my sorry ass to the toilet, and I catch a reflection in the mirror. I'd wonder, who would put a dick like that on somebody like me?

My wife laughed when I said it out loud one morning. She said "I would!"

Mine doesn't get as rigid as it used to, just horizontal to the ground with a downward turn. So I can kind of flex it to hit the toilet.

 

[aussieguy88]

I find a morning jerk stops me getting so horny through the day. But yeah I usually just let it go down.

 

[D_Ironside Lilydew]

I am horny 24/7 anyway, so what the hell? lol

hahaha...so true

 

[invisibleman]

What Invisibleman does with his morning wood.

I have to jerkoff after I pee. Otherwise, I will obsess about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon all day. Or Mitt Romney.

Or Mitt Romney with Alec Baldwin's chest hair growth wearing a Speedo. :wink:

 

[psidom]

i let it die down as well,
i usually am not horny with morning wood
it is just erect.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

Can the invisible man see himself cum? :wink:

 

[sam_solo26]

My new pics show exactly what I do if my roommate's not sleeping in and slacking off.

 

[invisibleman]

Can the invisible man see himself cum? :wink:

Yeah. Hehehe. :wink:

 

[pronatalist]

So when is somebody going to point out the obvious, that morning wood can be useful for making babies?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

So when is somebody going to point out the obvious, that morning wood can be useful for making babies?

OMG, i was about to say that in jest when i saw you posted in this thread. I had no idea you'd say that.

Erections should never be wasted, they are always opportunities to be making babies. Once again I'll ask, Pronatalist, how many babies have you made?