Most awkward moment having an accidental dick slip/exposure, and/or a guy having one in front of you?

[pornmbk]

Want to hear from any of you guys who've had your dick accidentally slip out or otherwise flashed that was especially awkward or embarrassing for you. Also any experiences of it happening to another guy in front of you that made you or him feel really awkward for some reason.

For me the worst time was over at my best mate's house getting ready to go and meet our friends for a night out. I was a painfully shy and body conscious guy (skinny and insecure about how I might size up to other guys) but getting changed in front of him felt perfectly fine and safe. At most I maybe felt a little awkward just bc he was an extremely good looking guy and I got a very clear impression of the size of his cock seeing him in his fitted boxers (which was fairly impressive and quite arousing).

We were facing each other and talking: he was in his boxers and going to pull on some jeans, I was just about to take mine off and swap them for trousers. I wore loose boxers (to hide the lack of bulge) and as I pulled down my jeans they took the boxers with them. I was freaked and pulled them back up as fast as possible, but he undeniably got a full view of my dick flashed right at him for a few seconds. I felt absolutely mortified.

He was a great guy, kind to me when others were less so, and really mature. But guys being guys, getting a show of soft cock and balls sent him into hysterics. He couldn't help himself and told me I had a little dick. It was only around this time I'd got a look at other guys my age's cocks for the first time, and having assumed I was average discovered most were bigger.

What made it most awkward and stick with me was the fact I was so unprepared for it, self conscious anyway and concerned about how my dick measured up. That my generally super kind best friend laughed and called it small made me that much more insecure about anyone else ever seeing it.

He got an occasional laugh out of it from time to time for a while after, but eventually it blew over. Still, I never quite got over the awkwardness of knowing that he'd seen it and wouldn't forget

 

[theliesofordinary]

Want to hear from any of you guys who've had your dick accidentally slip out or otherwise flashed that was especially awkward or embarrassing for you. Also any experiences of it happening to another guy in front of you that made you or him feel really awkward for some reason.

For me the worst time was over at my best mate's house getting ready to go and meet our friends for a night out. I was a painfully shy and body conscious guy (skinny and insecure about how I might size up to other guys) but getting changed in front of him felt perfectly fine and safe. At most I maybe felt a little awkward just bc he was an extremely good looking guy and I got a very clear impression of the size of his cock seeing him in his fitted boxers (which was fairly impressive and quite arousing).

We were facing each other and talking: he was in his boxers and going to pull on some jeans, I was just about to take mine off and swap them for trousers. I wore loose boxers (to hide the lack of bulge) and as I pulled down my jeans they took the boxers with them. I was freaked and pulled them back up as fast as possible, but he undeniably got a full view of my dick flashed right at him for a few seconds. I felt absolutely mortified.

He was a great guy, kind to me when others were less so, and really mature. But guys being guys, getting a show of soft cock and balls sent him into hysterics. He couldn't help himself and told me I had a little dick. It was only around this time I'd got a look at other guys my age's cocks for the first time, and having assumed I was average discovered most were bigger.

What made it most awkward and stick with me was the fact I was so unprepared for it, self conscious anyway and concerned about how my dick measured up. That my generally super kind best friend laughed and called it small made me that much more insecure about anyone else ever seeing it.

He got an occasional laugh out of it from time to time for a while after, but eventually it blew over. Still, I never quite got over the awkwardness of knowing that he'd seen it and wouldn't forget

Broooo this unlocked a core memory

First of all. Massive respect for sharing that. We've all had those moments where our dignity just slips out with our boxers, flops around for a bit, and then never quite emotionally recovers. Especially when it’s in front of someone you actually care what they think.

Reminds me of this time back in high school when I was getting changed in the locker room after gym. I was already one of the last to hit puberty and basically shaped like a noodle with anxiety. I had this stupid plan where I’d just quickly change while facing the wall, right? Except as I was pulling off my sweatpants, my foot got stuck and I totally lost my balance.

Fell backwards. Spread eagle. Right in front of a group of guys mid-conversation who just stopped talking like someone hit pause on the universe. One dude let out this cough-laugh and went, “Yo, bro, did it just shrink from fear?” I wanted to delete myself from reality right there.

After that, for like a whole year, I was “Fear Shrink.” Not even my real name. Just that.

Anyway. I totally get that awful mix of shock, shame, and "please let the ground swallow me." Especially when someone you trust reacts in a way that just burns the memory in deeper. Doesn’t even matter if they didn’t mean harm. That stuff lingers.

But hey, at least now we’ve got hilarious trauma to bond over, right? You're not alone, dude. Flash happens. Dicks come in all shapes and sizes, and honestly, half the world wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference if it wasn’t for porn brain.

Appreciate you sharing that. Respect.

 

[Idreamfilthy]

Drove to a gym close to where I used to live a long time ago, thought I might run into someone I used to know . I went to cool off in the pool after some time then went to the locker room. Turns out a dude I remember from sports events was changing at the same time as me in the lane that I had stored my locker too. After some conversation we were standing there wearing wet towels, I noticed he was nervous and kinda turning red in the face, so I wasn't sure what he was feeling so awkward about maybe the fact that we hadn't seen each other and now we were waiting to see who would drop their towel first. I put my leg up on the bench to let the towel unravel on its own side falling next to the bench, I think I caught him off guard because he tried to do the same thing, and his leg would not go all the way up the bench, his balance was off and the towel was stuck almost like a knot. He turned to look my way this time even more red in the face he tried to say something about he couldn't find his underwear then that's when his towel split into two parts and his thick cut cock slipped out with a floppy big red knob almost purple looking head on the tip, I was not expecting how dry and cracked the head and shaft of his white dick was. It could have been from too much hot tub or chronic masturbation , maybe even getting teeth during hot mouth pumping but I remember his balls were also red looking and big like a basket full behind furry curly blonde pubes. He noticed me looking and turned red smiling..I was not sure till this day, what the awkward moment was all about.

I went for a long bike ride I thought it would be refreshing to walk around in a heavy wooded forestry kinda neighbourhood. I was biking through a newly renovated park area designated for dogs etc. The pavement was perfectly smooth, but the concrete was steaming from the hot sun that day. I stopped to cool off with some water when a man rollerblading was cutting past me, he looked really dehydrated and confused. Came right up to me, he was wearing shorts that were riding up into his back end from all the sweat and the sides of the shorts had slits for style I guess, his shorts were so sticky to his thighs that it was shifting his entire package. Flopped out a manly natural full bush pubed member. The dark curls in the pubes contrasting with the dark meaty uncut made it stand out even more in the light, dangling from the corner side pocket of his left leg. as he stood there trying to lean on one leg for support, he was not aware going commando on that day that his balls sac had become loose and wrinkled heavy and low hanging from the exercise. I was trying not to laugh while taking side glances in between having the sun flash my eyes , he continued explaining that he got lost coming in from the ravine hours ago, had no cell phone on hand to check a guide. While asking me in which way to go, I couldn't help notice how thick dark and dry his foreskin had become from being so long and hanging so loose way below the head of his mushroom head! I hadn't seen a trunk like that close up before, I thought the sweaty musky pubic hairs around his dick and balls must be making his shaft become semi chubbed kinda making it look like it wanted to pre leak detaching his swollen full balls in day light! Kinda awkward situation but the fact that he was commando maybe made his uncut even more sensitive. after crossing the bridge we were near there would be another uphill and I wondered what his balls would look like from behind as he would try to make his way back up the hill again..

Another time, I was camping with a long time friend, after taking a long time
talking around the tent area, we didn't noticed how much time passed and decided to stand up and walk to the river, when he got up from his chair his dick had become so hard and long that he had gotten stuck in between his belt and pants and the underside of his cock head and part of his shaft had become exposed. He did not become aware for a long time until he felt a breeze around his chest he looked down and his white cock had a pink head on it and must have been at least nine inches hard. I acted like I didn't notice it to skip the awkward moment but it made me wonder how his balls must have looked being so tight behind his jeans and rubbing against his body while he was shifting around.
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