Most Boring Gay Porn Star. I'll Go First

[hotbtminla]

I'm guessing my answer is going to be controversial because I haven't seen his name come up LOL: Cade Maddox

On paper he should exactly do it for me. His body is fantastic, his cock is magnificent, and he's the kind of guy who ordinarily I'd throw my legs open for so fast I might sprain my hamstrings. He appears to have had some pretty bad work done on his face (or something, because he's a Monet) but I can get past that if it means getting plowed by a cock like that from a body like that.

And yet every single time I watch a scene with him I'm like "zzzzzzz." He should do everything for me and he does nothing. Mind you I'm a bottom, so I'm a lot more critical of tops in porn than this thread seems to be (though I'll be the first to roll my eyes at an expressionless boring bottom). When I watch porn I like to imagine I'm the lucky bottom in any given scene, being fucked, used, made love to, bred, and/or enjoyed. Cade just doesn't seem to make or even try to make a connection with his bottoms beyond the literal one, he's nearly mute, and I can't get anything off him (nor has he ever gotten me off watching him).

 

[deleted6636031]

Diego Sans...The only thing about him is his ass and he barely bottoms.

 

[Viztor]

Diego Sans...The only thing about him is his ass and he barely bottoms.

I Know what you mean, but think about him, how can you say that? The scene with Malachi Max is one of the most shared in gay story and, 4 sure, the most of Randy Blue...

 

[deleted3723921]

Gay bo sinn. He’s extremely sexy so i keep coming back for more of his gay porn just to find it more and more boring

He was also a dick when asked to do gay porn in the past!! Guess money talks

 

[dtarlock]

I'm guessing my answer is going to be controversial because I haven't seen his name come up LOL: Cade Maddox

On paper he should exactly do it for me. His body is fantastic, his cock is magnificent, and he's the kind of guy who ordinarily I'd throw my legs open for so fast I might sprain my hamstrings. He appears to have had some pretty bad work done on his face (or something, because he's a Monet) but I can get past that if it means getting plowed by a cock like that from a body like that.

And yet every single time I watch a scene with him I'm like "zzzzzzz." He should do everything for me and he does nothing. Mind you I'm a bottom, so I'm a lot more critical of tops in porn than this thread seems to be (though I'll be the first to roll my eyes at an expressionless boring bottom). When I watch porn I like to imagine I'm the lucky bottom in any given scene, being fucked, used, made love to, bred, and/or enjoyed. Cade just doesn't seem to make or even try to make a connection with his bottoms beyond the literal one, he's nearly mute, and I can't get anything off him (nor has he ever gotten me off watching him).

I love this answer. While I recognize that everything @hotbtminla says is true, he's still so insanely hot that it overcomes the boredom factor. Even though he fucks mechanically, just watching that beautiful ass go through mechanical fuck rhythm is mesmerizing....

 

[La Tia Biyork]

Well for me I say Armond Rizzo, and Alex Roman. They are both boring bottoms, both have the Anal grip that resembles a dying mans handshake. Fucking them must be like punching smoke.

I cackled so hard I startled my dog

 

[tippindascalez]

He was also a dick when asked to do gay porn in the past!! Guess money talks

When the straight gigs stop coming in they go to where they know they are wanted. He can claim to be straight all he wants though. I honestly believe Alex Jones will be making a foray into gay porn soon as well.

 

[deleted6636031]

I Know what you mean, but think about him, how can you say that? The scene with Malachi Max is one of the most shared in gay story and, 4 sure, the most of Randy Blue...

I Know what you mean, but think about him, how can you say that? The scene with Malachi Max is one of the most shared in gay story and, 4 sure, the most of Randy Blue...

Yea because he was the btm..As a btm he is hot because his ass isti die for..But he mostly tops..and he is the worst...

 

[Viztor]

Yea because he was the btm..As a btm he is hot because his ass isti die for..But he mostly tops..and he is the worst...

Well let's say then everybody see the scene for Malachi

 

[deleted6636031]

Well let's say then everybody see the scene for Malachi

Well i will say that everyone watched it because Diego was the btm.Just like the videos with Austin Wolf bottoming..

 

[Cswarovski]

D'eangelo Jackson, as sexy as he is. His videos just do absolutely nothing for me

 

[Sharktail008]

Armond Rizzo
Watching a guy who’s been fucked by every porn star and has no walls left is really boring

Yea I can kinda agree with this. He was hot when he first got into porn but I got over saturated with his porn cuz there was one with literally every top I could think of. It got to the point I was sent videos from randoms on grindr of them hooking up with almond in a Vegas hotel

 

[3HandsfulofDick]

Antonio Biaggi
Castro Supreme
Manuel Fererra
Danny Dong
All Sean Cody videos

 

[tippindascalez]

Antonio Biaggi
Castro Supreme
Manuel Fererra
Danny Dong
All Sean Cody videos

It all boild down to chemistry really. These guys have to have SOME kind of chemistry with their partners. Although Antonio Biaggi is a one trick pony, just stick it in and pound away..there have been a few clips where he "let his guard down" and was making love to his partner. Check the scene he did with Armond Rizzo (Joey Rodriguez). He was making love to that boy. LOL

The rest of the guys I would agree...they are boring as hell! Castro especially. He just seems so disinterested in his scenes. No personality.

 

[deleted355382]

his best scene was when he caught his girlfriends son smelling his underwear and then he fucked him. He should probably stop using that dick pump so much.

Anybody know who is in this video? I can't find it and wouldn't mind seeing Pierce at his best!

 

[Paras1te]

Ok so i only recently discovered who Joel Someone is and i wouldn't say he's exactly boring, but for lack of a better forum, i came here. His career is not only baffling , but also pretty intriguing as I'm trying to decipher the appeal in the faces and noises he makes lmao!

 

[tippindascalez]

Rhyheim Shabazz is now on my list.

 

[viggoviggo]

Obviously Leo Giamani. Such a waste of hotness.

 

[peccatis]

rhyheimshabazz

Rhyheim Shabazz is now on my list.

I'm subscribed to rhyheimshabazz, rhyheim shabazz's onlyfans. He hasn't updated in weeks, although he keeps advertising new vids on twitter. Anyone know what's up with that? He never responds to my OF messages or twitter posts.

 

[bree85]

Drew Daniels is the perfect example of English Lads. He covers his eyes while Broughton suck or ride his inmense dick.
A pity, because he's the potential.

YASH! It's a shame he never ventured outside EnglishLads, he would've been a hit. I've tried to search his other work, but sadly that's all there is to it