Most embarrassing place you've gotten a boner?

[thick_]

I'm not sure how you wouldn't notice getting an erection I always notice.

Also have the added embarrassment of leaking pre cum if it lasts to long

At work, walking at the park, and swimming. And not sure if I'm actually embarrassed about the erection they happen but if I get the wet spot. Fortunately it's far away from my crotch usually down my leg.

 

[hardboy_fll]

And not sure if I'm actually embarrassed about the erection they happen but if I get the wet spot.

I made a conscious decision not to be embarrassed by having an erection in any circumstance and I'm a lot better man for it.

If you send out waves of embarrassment others will reflect that so don't make the situation awkward in the first place and things will go a lot smoother for everyone.

 

[BigBen]

Name the most embarrassing place you've gotten a boner at.

So many public places...never gotten, that I recall, a full erection in any public place other than nudist/clothing optional resorts and beaches. Then I didn't mind so much....it can be fun to watch the jaws drop, open mouth staring, and people remove their sunglasses to see better. Amazing how many "new friends" will walk over to chat and strike up a conversation when the head of your penis leaves the pool a second or two before you do and you use it for a towel rack.

 

[obessedboxerbrief]

One time I was shopping for new boxer briefs at a store. Looking for a new favorite pair gave me a boner.

 

[deleted1124309]

That's hard to choose, there were so many bad moments when I had one.
Once me and my classmates were filming some project for school, and while there guess who came up? Yes, my dick.
Luckly I was seated in a chair, and I was able to cover everything with a blouse.

The only problem is that while I was trying to adjust it better inside my pants, I did a wrong move, and ended up flashing the tip of my dick for an instant. Again I was lucky, because at that time they were having a look at the camera and how it worked.

 

[sean2592]

My first time showering in the locker room after PE my freshman year of high school. Only two of us were brave enough to use the open showers and I got a boner. I know that totally normal for a locker room, but try telling that to a bunch of high schoolers.

 

[deleted1124309]

My first time showering in the locker room after PE my freshman year of high school. Only two of us were brave enough to use the open showers and I got a boner. I know that totally normal for a locker room, but try telling that to a bunch of high schoolers.

I can imagine...

 

[Billy Williams]

Massage. When it is a full Bonner can’t hide it cause your naked

 

[554279]

Name the most embarrassing place you've gotten a boner at.

In my pants, when I wasn't expecting it

 

[1121609]

In highschool classrooms, had to do the old tuck up past my belly button

 

[BillnotWill]

No doubt...in the showers after baseball practice.

 

[deleted1074483]

one time interviewing a guy who was super hot and wore very fitted clothing, I had followed him upstairs as I led him from reception to the interview room, and just saw a really tight firm ass, and I got a little flustered and hot under the collar and had a boner that was so hard it hurt, plus I must have looked a bit flushed, as he was leaving and went to shake my hand I had to kind of lean over keeping my waist below the desk, must have looked really odd. I couldn't hire him as I'd never have got any work done. lol

 

[Officer5633]

When I was in the police academy during PT. Sprung a nice boner while doing jumping jacks. HAHAH

 

[Billy Williams]

Getting a massage. No way to hide it at all

 

[1080084]

Not sure it’s embarassing, but on vacation in the hot tub my girl took my dick out and started stroking it under water. No one else was in the hot tub, but there was an old couple on their patio 10ft away. Was actually pretty hot, but I had to wait a few minutes before I could get out. Lol

 

[1059907]

well I have just too many times tbh.

- I hate wearing undies at home and sometimes I wear the skimpiest shorts and manage to get a boner while my parents are around and its bloody embarrassing and they've seen it plenty times ugh
- in fucking class during a lecture and once I was made to come to the professor and I tried hiding my boner my holding my hands in front of me (awkward AF)
- around my friends sometimes and I have to brush it off

 

[Trevor]

Not sure which was the most embarrassing I have had three of them that were humiliating.

The first happened while square dancing in gym class with my partner who was the hottest girl in my high school. A bunch of other guys who were sitting in the bleachers waiting their turn to square dance noticed the tent in my gymshorts. This was the 80s and gymshorts were really short and tight and my dick was the same size then as it is now. lol They started laughing their asses off and one of them started saying saying "Trevor has a boner! Trevor has a boner! Trevor has a boner! I never lived that one down I was still getting shit about it when I was in my mid 20s.

Then when I was 18 and went for a physical for college and the doctor made me drop my shorts to check my junk and before he even touched it was rock hard and dripping. When I pulled my briefs off the doctor said "Whoa!" What was even worse was while he was checking my nuts his matronly nurse barged into the exam and said "Mrs so and so's daughter is on the phone and says her mama has run out of blood pressure pills." Apparently this old woman liked to check out teen boys because one of my friends said she did the exact same thing when he was in there for a sports physical.

The last one was when I was 19 and had to go to a urologist for some tests and he gave me a prostate exam. As soon as he shoved his lubed fingers up my ass I was rock hard and dripping, and when he pressed on it I thought I was going to bust a nut on his exam table. It was a totally humiliating experience but it taught me a lot. It made me realize why gay guys like it up the ass (which up to that point I never understood) and that I would really enjoy being penetrated by another man and wanted to try it.

 

[deleted1230731]

Funeral. In line to walk up to casket. Commando here, so when I get wood, I tent. Suit jacket only made it look worse. Tried using hands to cover up, but pretty sure it was obvious.

 

[1059907]

Funeral. In line to walk up to casket. Commando here, so when I get wood, I tent. Suit jacket only made it look worse. Tried using hands to cover up, but pretty sure it was obvious.

Oh my Lord !. I would be Mortified

 

[deleted1230731]

Oh my Lord !. I would be Mortified

Yeah, it was bad. Real bad. I'm a big precummer. BIG precummer. So when I get hard, it runs out of me like a fountain. And since I go commando, the front of my trousers looks like I spilled something.