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my mom accidentally walked in on me after showering. I heard her quietly tell my dad, "he's big, like you." a few seconds later.

caught my future MIL checking my pants bulge a few times after I became engaged to her dghtr. she had apparently had a heart to heart, facts of life talk with her dghtr and I guess my future MIL relayed her thought that "bigger was better" and wondered if her dghtr would be satisfied by me. my fiancé told her mother that there was no problem with either of us in bed. she told her the sex was very good and that I had a very large cock. MIL then got curious as to just how big? and my wife held up her hands, indicating my size. I guess my MIL was more concerned not how big I was but that I was not small. anyway, my fiancé said her mom was stunned, and I noticed later that her eyes seemed to wander. I have to admit, there were a few times when I would sit with a nice big chub. I'm tall and lanky, and my bulge just sticks out.

before that I had a gf's mom hold a little discussion with me. the mom was divorced so she was kind of talking to me like a father figure. she asked me it I truly liked her dghtr and what my intentions were. we had been spending the night together a couple nights a week at my place. I told her the truth, that I very much liked her dghtr, wanted our relationship to grow. I told her her dghtr was a little immature, but maturing (mentally). (she was 19). that I was infatuated with her good looks, and that I would always take care of her. gf's mom said, be careful and safe, don't get her pregnant, my dghtr said she likes you a lot, and says you are hung. about that time she looks me in the eye, and says "I'd like to try you myself" as she rubbed my cock over the top of my jeans. well, that didn't happen but mom was pretty hot
 
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She said all the nurses were impressed when I was born, apparently there were a few comments made.

Too bad it hasn't grown since :/
 
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my mom accidentally walked in on me after showering. I heard her quietly tell my dad, "he's big, like you." a few seconds later.

caught my future MIL checking my pants bulge a few times after I became engaged to her dghtr. she had apparently had a heart to heart, facts of life talk with her dghtr and I guess my future MIL relayed her thought that "bigger was better" and wondered if her dghtr would be satisfied by me. my fiancé told her mother that there was no problem with either of us in bed. she told her the sex was very good and that I had a very large cock. MIL then got curious as to just how big? and my wife held up her hands, indicating my size. I guess my MIL was more concerned not how big I was but that I was not small. anyway, my fiancé said her mom was stunned, and I noticed later that her eyes seemed to wander. I have to admit, there were a few times when I would sit with a nice big chub. I'm tall and lanky, and my bulge just sticks out.

before that I had a gf's mom hold a little discussion with me. the mom was divorced so she was kind of talking to me like a father figure. she asked me it I truly liked her dghtr and what my intentions were. we had been spending the night together a couple nights a week at my place. I told her the truth, that I very much liked her dghtr, wanted our relationship to grow. I told her her dghtr was a little immature, but maturing (mentally). (she was 19). that I was infatuated with her good looks, and that I would always take care of her. gf's mom said, be careful and safe, don't get her pregnant, my dghtr said she likes you a lot, and says you are hung. about that time she looks me in the eye, and says "I'd like to try you myself" as she rubbed my cock over the top of my jeans. well, that didn't happen but mom was pretty hot
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Here we go again... Seriously, how much of this is made up? I've stumbled upon some of your posts in the past months, and you make sure to point out that you have a wife quite often. So is she your wife or your fiancé?

Also, you wrote in another post that you're 61 years old. So either your fiancé (who's actually your wife?) is much younger than you, or her her old ass mother decided to have a seriously inappropriate chat with her very mature daughter about the cock size of her future husband.

"Jeez, mom, do we have to have this conversation... I'm 60 years old and you're 85..."

"You have no idea what it's like to be my age, mom! I wish I was adopted!!!"
 
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When I bought my first square cut swim suit after dropping a lot of weight my mom's comment was (and I was just showing her the suit as I got it out of the box it was shipped in) "Are you going to have problems hanging out of it?"

"Mom!!!"

:eek:

(pic of me in said square cut is in my gallery)
 
No, I can honestly say my mother never made any comment whatsoever.

Once I had a pair of swim trunks that showed way too much, and my wife asked her to sew an extra panel in the liner (my mom is good with sewing). My mom did, but never said a word about it.
 
Yes as an adult she saw me once after a shower and complimented my size. It was weirdly matter-of-fact, we had a whole conversation about it while she was checking me out.
 
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bigbucky said:
my mom accidentally walked in on me after showering. I heard her quietly tell my dad, "he's big, like you." a few seconds later.

caught my future MIL checking my pants bulge a few times after I became engaged to her dghtr. she had apparently had a heart to heart, facts of life talk with her dghtr and I guess my future MIL relayed her thought that "bigger was better" and wondered if her dghtr would be satisfied by me. my fiancé told her mother that there was no problem with either of us in bed. she told her the sex was very good and that I had a very large cock. MIL then got curious as to just how big? and my wife held up her hands, indicating my size. I guess my MIL was more concerned not how big I was but that I was not small. anyway, my fiancé said her mom was stunned, and I noticed later that her eyes seemed to wander. I have to admit, there were a few times when I would sit with a nice big chub. I'm tall and lanky, and my bulge just sticks out.

before that I had a gf's mom hold a little discussion with me. the mom was divorced so she was kind of talking to me like a father figure. she asked me it I truly liked her dghtr and what my intentions were. we had been spending the night together a couple nights a week at my place. I told her the truth, that I very much liked her dghtr, wanted our relationship to grow. I told her her dghtr was a little immature, but maturing (mentally). (she was 19). that I was infatuated with her good looks, and that I would always take care of her. gf's mom said, be careful and safe, don't get her pregnant, my dghtr said she likes you a lot, and says you are hung. about that time she looks me in the eye, and says "I'd like to try you myself" as she rubbed my cock over the top of my jeans. well, that didn't happen but mom was pretty hot
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Fantasy section is a better place for this drivel.
 
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Yes as an adult she saw me once after a shower and complimented my size. It was weirdly matter-of-fact, we had a whole conversation about it while she was checking me out.
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It sounds horrendous. I'd be mortified if anything similar happened - and she wouldn't get a chance to 'check me out', much less discuss it.

Sorry, but yuk.
 
It seems to me that a lot of posts on this site include "an accident after a shower".

Okay, I'm aware that many stories are a figment of imagination, but I have to ask: How the hell do you guys shower? Are bathrooms around the world radically different from the ones I've encountered? Or are the people who aren't just presenting their fantasies as factual events purposely staging these "accidents"?

When I take a shower, I take some clean clothes from a closet, go to the bathroom, lock the fuckin' door, take a shower, dry myself with a towel, put on the clean clothes, unlock the door, go on with the day and ta-dah! I avoided shoving my penis into someones face.

This maybe highly irregular, but if you want to avoid one of these very common accidents, I suggest that you try on my routine for size.
 
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I'm not tracking you. Get over yourself. I just remembered reading your story before, so I checked out the first few pages of your post history, and sure enough, you have told that story at least a couple of times before.

And I knew that you were referring to some distant event. I deliberately misunderstood the time aspect of your thread in order to make a lame joke.

But in any case, if your stories are true, I think both of your stories are creepy.
 
I certainly don't get dressed in the bathroom. Nor do I undress there. Neither do I lock the door.

And I have been in many bathrooms where I opened the door during or after to vent the steam.

You're not running a high security operation in enemy territory, you're taking a shower.

But then again I see guys shove themselves in corners in public bathrooms and blade toward the wall, etc. ... weird...
 
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