Trulybig, you would be very popular if you ever visit Denver and go to this place. I know your profile says you are not gay, but the club advertises for straight, bi, and gay men with the idea of a bonding of guys jacking off. Touching, with permission, is allowed but no oral or intercourse. I will say, however, that it probably was mainly gay men there.
Well here is my story for you to share.
I have watched porn over the years, and of course I’ve seen naked guys at a gym or other areas where you might encounter nude guys, and I have always wondered where I stack size wise when erect. You don’t really see normal guys erect in those settings like showers at a camp ground, gym, school, etc. Most penises that I have seen soft do vary but some are pretty tiny and others just about the same sizes with a big soft one being more of a rarity. I discount a lot of porn even amateur because I always thought who exactly is going to expose themselves other than those who feel good about themselves (male or female). So, judging the erections of so many really big dicks on the internet seems a false perspective to me of the normal population.
I have been with a number of different women in my life and one said I was big and a few others said I was above average. My exact size is 5 ¾ if measured along the top, 5 ½ around with the cock head the largest part. I am currently in my mid-50s and married.
I read about this club on the internet and evidently there are a couple similar places in New York, Philly, and the one I visited in Denver. Now understand this was a totally different experience that I have ever done and was nervous about it. But, I was truly curious to learn how I size out and also wanted the experience as I was visiting Denver for other reasons. I live in a totally different and distant state.
I got the address from online registration and first drove by the place to get a feel. It was in a non-descript storefront and there was parking on the street including residential side streets. They are not always open and have organized activities only on a certain day and time. I was going to make my visit on a noon day in what they called their “Lunch Meet.” I was as I said nervous and parked on a side street where I saw a guy that looked like late 60’s also parking. He was sorry to say ugly and a bit haggard looking so it added to my confidence that I might be a more popular attendee being better looking. Plus, the guy looked like he wouldn’t have much of a cock either. I gave him some distance and sure enough he walked right into the store address. I waited a few minutes and then went in.
The front reminded me of a doctor’s office where they have the window where you sign in and a small waiting area. I had no idea if anyone else but the one guy I observed was in the back. My first concern was the worker behind the window spoke in a very effeminate voice welcoming me and I wondered if this was going to be different than what was described. However, he was friendly and explained the rules and I had to sign a form and pay the admission. Once that was done they buzzed me in and there was a locker area where it was explained that you undress, lock your belongings, and take a towel if you want to sit. There was a young guy undressing with his back to me and now I had a little worry as he was very buff, good looking and muscular. He ignored me but when he left I could see his penis and it was average or small which made me feel a little more comfortable that I might be in good shape despite my age., There was a curtain you then walked through taking you into a larger room. It was somewhat dark, not that you couldn’t clearly see but it had colored lights flashing along with loud dance or new age type music.
They had several couches and one bed. I sat on the end of the first couch I encountered. Oh, they had lube by the entrance they gave out to jack off with so I had put some on my cock. I looked over and on the bed were two guys with one laying back and the other jacking his cock. The one laying back had a cock a good 7” long so definitely longer than mine and about the same thickness. Then the guy doing the jacking moved to lay back so they were side by side and he was only slightly less in length than the other guy. They clearly were fully erect and the bigger one was being held by the other guy up stroking. Then I looked to the left on the couch I was sitting on. He was a space away so no one was between us. He looked like an older hippy with long hair, thin perhaps a little too thin body, and might have resembled a homeless man in another setting. He had a huge cock he was pulling upwards on (and was the biggest that was there after I report everyone else I eventually saw). He had to be a real 9” and I looked at mine and then back and forth to his and it sure made me look small. He seemed to have no interest in me.
There was another couch to the side and there were 3 guys there all jacking each other. Two were again clearly bigger than mine, and one finally was maybe just slightly larger. But, so far 6 out of 6 were hung bigger than mine. I wondered what happened to the young buff guy and saw another curtain and figured it was yet another room. So not immediately but after a while I got up and walked through and sure enough there were two more couches plus several guys standing and just jacking themselves. I surveyed and looked to compare theirs with mine. Of the 3 guys on one couch, one was black and he was my size. I kind of chuckled to myself about the irony of that since on the internet if you are black you are going to have a huge dick. But, the 3 guys were jacking each other and again the other two had erect penises somewhat bigger than mine. However, this fat guy that was standing jacking off walked over to me. He had a tiny cock and started talking to me. Finally someone I outsized but that I otherwise wanted nothing to do with. You were supposed to by the rules ask if you can touch another guy’s cock but he just took mine and started jacking it. It didn’t feel really good but he acted like I had a very nice cock. It seems weird to me since out of the guys so far 9 were noticeably bigger and longer than mine.
Remember the guy I mentioned when walking ahead of me at first? All of a sudden I spied him as he was standing against the opposite wall and had started walking to the 3 guys. He was huge; actually of all the cocks I eventually saw in my mind the best. Why? Well he wasn’t 9” but I would estimate a solid 8” and he stuck straight out fully erect and it was perfectly shaped like a round cylinder and must have been a good 6 to 6 ½ in circumference. It would have been the one I would have traded for out of them all. Now seeing his weapon he also looked more attractive, manlier, and again made me look pretty pathetic in comparison. As a side comment, for the hour or so I was there he never seemed to lose that big erection. Then I spotted the young buff guy and his cock was a good size too and stood up to his belly. I saw later one other guy that was probably my size but his erection also stood straight up while he walked by. The fat guy wouldn’t stop talking to me and sharing his experiences at other clubs. I wanted to be left alone but not be impolite. I just went back to the first room and back to the spot on the couch. He didn’t take the hint as a few minutes later he came and sat down next to me. He told me a story about how he fingered a guy there on another occasion and when he stuck his finger up the guy’s ass he came. Finally, I had to say I wasn’t interested and he moved away.
A few guys would circulate from one room to the other and a few new guys came in as well. I counted eventually 22 guys and 15 were noticeably bigger than me 5 were about my size or perhaps just slightly larger and two were smaller. I was very disappointed in myself. Had all these girls lied to me in the past? I sat and tried to get myself fully erect but now I couldn’t get hard at all. It became both depressing and frustrating. The Hippy guy had moved to the couch where the 3 guys had been and two of them were playing with his long penis. One moved blocking my view and he evidently jacked him to completion. Maybe 5 minutes later the Hippy guy got up and walked past me I guess to leave heading back to the locker room. His soft cock was still pretty long at least a good 5”. In other words if you saw him naked soft you still would know he had a big dick.
I also saw the older guy several times and to be honest I would have loved to play with and suck his cock (oral would not be allowed though). I am just saying he was the one I most admired of all the cocks even though again there were a number of very impressive ones.
After about an hour I got frustrated that I wasn’t getting hard and also perhaps I had enough of the environment. I got up and went back to my locker. Funny, I was not wearing my glasses and couldn’t see to fit the key into the lock. There was a guy perhaps my age naked just getting there and I asked him to help which he did. Other than the annoying guy he was the first friendly person and I thought for a minute about going back through the curtain but then decided it was enough.
Retrospectively, I have to wonder if the majority of the guys there were regulars because quite a few would be jacking another and I never saw where there was verbal communication. Plus, I wonder if all these fully erect and well-endowed men had taken Viagra or something or do most guys simply stay hard that long in an environment on how it was. Also, I wondered if gay guys tend to have bigger dicks in general because I did conclude this seemed very gay oriented although no way to know because I didn’t know anyone.
Despite learned I have a small dick if I lived in Denver or a city that has a similar type club I definitely would be going again and more frequently. I think the annoying guy somewhat was a distraction making it less fun. But, where else as a voyeur do you get to see erect penises like this place and yet no pressure to do anything. So, I would highly recommend it. Plus perhaps with a visit or two I would gain more comfort. The bad news where I live there is nothing in this State like it.
I would be interested in hearing back from anyone that has been to one of these jack-off clubs and their impressions. Are these mainly long penises I saw actually the average. It would suggest that the internet is not an exaggeration of the overall penis size for adult men after all. Well I hope if anyone here actually has been to the Denver one to share their experience too.
