My Dick!

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by D_Rufus Reddick, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. D_Rufus Reddick

    D_Rufus Reddick Account Disabled

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    My dick cost a late night fee
    Your dick got the HIV
    My dick plays on the double feature screen
    Your dick went straight to DVD

    My dick - bigger than a bridge
    Your dick look like a little kid's
    My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
    Your shit look like you fourteen

    My dick - locked in a cage, right
    Your dick suffer from stage fright
    My dick - so hot, it's stolen
    Your dick look like Gary Coleman

    My dick - pink and big
    Your dick stinks like shit
    My dick got a Caesar do,
    Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

    My dick is like super size
    Your dick look like two fries
    My dick - more mass than the Earth
    Your dick - half staff, it needs work

    My dick - been there done that
    Your dick sits there with dunce cap
    My dick - V.I.P.
    Your shit needs I.D.

    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

    My dick need no introduction
    Your dick don't even function
    My dick served a whole lunch -in
    Your dick - it look like a munchkin

    My dick - size of a pumpkin
    Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
    My dick - good good lovin'
    Your dick - good for nothin'

    My dick bench pressed 350
    Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
    My dick - pretty damn skippy
    Your dick - hungry as a hippie

    My dick don't fit down the chimney
    Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
    My dick is like an M16
    Your dick - broken vending machine

    My dick parts the seas
    Your dick farts and queefs
    My dick - rumble in the jungle
    Your dick got touched by your uncle

    My dick goes to yoga
    Your dick - fruit roll -up
    My dick - grade -A beef
    Your dick - Mayday geek

    My dick - sick and dangerous
    Your dick - quick and painless
    My dick - 'nuff said.
    Your dick loves Fred

    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
     
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  3. D_Rufus Reddick

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