My Introduction

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Welcome Jamie, I'm also sorry for being a little late to the party, but I'll excuse myself based on the fact that I wasn't a member when you posted this, and since that point I've been far too busy taking the piss out of you to bother welcoming you.

Oh dear lord this comment made me snort with laughter :biggrin1::redface:

Welcome JamieFord! You really MUST visit the chatroom. We talk about all kinds of things in there. I always found most interesting the talk of bad 80's songs and the dangers of gloryholes. :biggrin1:

Flameboy is gonna be in trrrrroooouuuubbbblllleeee!!!! for dredging up this thread... :tongue:

(for those that don't understand digging up the thread... Jamie is a rather affable sort who can take a joke and make a joke just as good)

 

[vxie]

welcome jamie, nice to see you've joined us

Hope you enjoy the site and all it has to offer, and i hope you find the advice and helpful hints to be insightful.

Most the people are friendly and easy to get along with, come into the chat-room and introduce yourself and u will be making friends in no time.

Just remember to be nice and sweet, and u will get along with everyone just fine! Getting on cam and showing off also goes a long way to help make friends with strangers – especially if you can do some party-tricks… watermelons up the arse should go down a treat (or should I say up )! I’m sure u will be up for it and have no problems

 

[DGirl]

Ha ha !!!

 

[D_Ted Riding Hooded]

Good work Flamey!! And a warm welcome from Mikayla and I!! :biggrin1::tongue:

 

[JF]

Wow - so many kind words. I'll be sure to pop into the Chat Room every now and then - there seem to be a lot of people who will be welcoming despite my unfortunate keyboard dyslexia affliction.

I shall look back on my 1,882nd day here with the same fondness as I look back at other major life events :

Watching my puppy take his first tentaive steps outside (Sadly, those steps led him right into the path of a passing dust cart which carried his limp, half-dead body to the end of the street where an urban fox snatched him and ran off - I never did find his collar )

My University Graduation (Sadly, despite posting bail in the local currency as advised by consulate staff, the guards would not release me in time to catch the weekly fishing trawler back to the mainland for my flight back to the UK, so my alcoholic, drug-addled cross-dressing tutor had to accept the scroll on my behalf - I never did get that scroll )

Opening my first bank account (Sadly, despite going through rigorous financial validation, just as I made the first deposit of my life savings, Barings Bank ceased trading under rather dubious circumstances - I never did get that commemorative pen & mug set )

My first TV appearance (Sadly the 'seller' turned out to be a stooge for some documentary / exposé makers who, just as the ink on the cheque was drying, revealed themselves not to be relatives of a Nigerian Prince encountering short-term cash-flow problems, but an under-cover team investigating international money laundering for a Chechnyan war lord - I never did get that no-questions-asked £500K )


Again - many thanks for the greetings - now knock it off and go bug someone else !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tongue:

 

[D_Doewell Dadong]

Welcome from manchester

 

[798686]

He's a good sort, innee?

PS: Sorry to hear of the problems with your first bank account, dude - how's your new one with Northern Rock going?

 

[zp28]

Hey! Welcome to the site!