Hi all. I lurked on this forum for years under a different name - I just registered this name to post without getting hassled about it. But I know the nature of this forum, and know this is be trolled to all hell, but I'm ok with that. Just wanted to throw some random thoughts I've had over the years out there.:wink:
All of the penis size statistics I’ve seen, and personal experience, have led me to the following conclusions about how each size range could be reasonably described as compared to other men:
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I realize many people will dispute this, especially the upper limits. Half of the people on the internet claim to be larger than I say is even possible. I set those limits because I have yet to see a photograph of a penis properly measured and unedited that is longer than 10 inches (slightly over 9.5 I have seen, and I’m giving a little bit of allowance for men who might just be camera shy), and because the thickest penis (non-silicon, useful girth) I have ever seen is Shorty Mac, who – despite his claims to be thicker – is only about 6.25 or 6.5. It has an odd, unusually flat shape that makes it appear ridiculously wide from some angles, and only about average from other angles. I have seen various studies where measurements were taken by medical staff that say girths of 6-6.5, although incredibly rare, do exist, but I have been unable to find one that says any girth greater than 6.5 exists (and most studies, even with thousands of men, could not find anything greater about 6, 6.1, or 6.2).
For anyone who’s curious about my own “experience” and how it plays into my guesses, I’m “huge” by my own length standards and either “high average” or “big” by my own girth standards. My weakest erections are about 7.5x5, my average erection is 8x5.2, and the biggest I ever measured was 8.4x5.4 (comparable to Shane Diesel, but slightly longer and thinner). It’s always 5.5 in girth at the base, but only for the bottom half inch or inch, so I don’t really count it as my girth because it doesn’t have any useful effect. Women ALWAYS guess I’m at least 9 inches long; they usually say 9.5 or 10. I once had an inexperienced girl guess I was 11 inches! I have had sex with 31 women, and about 20 more have seen my erect penis in one way or another (head, handjob, just curious to see it). I’ve bottomed out on all 31 women; for a few of them, it was in every position, but for most, I only bottom out in deep penetration positions. Because it’s an obsession of mine, I’ve discussed size with all but a few of those women (it never came up with five of them), and I’m large enough that about half of them bring it up before I do. Of the 31 I’ve actually had sex with, only two weren’t able to take it in every position; a lot of them loved to be pounded hard in deep positions after TONS of foreplay, but only for a short time before they’d make me stop, slow down, or switch to a position that wouldn’t go as deep.
I was estimated to be the biggest partner overall by all of the women I hooked up with except two. Both of them were size queens who were very intrigued by any guy who had a big penis; one had 14 other partners, the other had over 50. The girl with 14 other partners had one who was longer and thicker; comparing to mine and some models (we were very close, so I wasn’t embarrassed to admit my theories to her, and she was actually really into it so I made some “model penis” cylinders to compare sizes, and we involved some friends, too – I’ll explain at the end), she guessed he was about 9.25x6, and even she, a size queen, was in pure pain. She tried it twice and never went back when he asked. The girl with over 50 partners had one who was longer and thicker, but I don’t know how much. She’s had sex with him rarely over the past two or three years, and loves it, but has several men who she prefers despite being much smaller.
I was the longest to all but those two girls, although several other girls (maybe 10?) said they had guys who weren’t much shorter. The girl with over 50 partners had the one partner who was longer and two other guys who were comparable in length to me. She couldn’t really tell who was the longest out of me and those other two, but she is pretty sure one of them is longer because he hit her cervix painfully in a position that I usually don’t hit it (spooning). The girl with 14 other partners also had one guy, other than the bigger one, who was comparable in length to me, but probably slightly shorter.
I was also one of the thickest for every girl, but almost every girl who had about 5 or more sexual partners had been with thicker than me. Most of them described the thicker ones as just a little bit thicker than me. Four girls, though, described way thicker penises. In addition to the two I already mentioned, there was a neighbor who I had sex with and a girl I picked up at a bar who both said they had significantly thicker. The neighbor said the thicker one felt amazing, and the estimate (again comparing to mine) was about 6 inch girth again. The girl I picked up at the bar had two who were thicker; one wasn’t much thicker, but the other was probably just shy of 6; she loved the super thick guy’s dick, second only to mine. The girl with 50+ partners had a long time boyfriend who had a “low average” length penis that was about 5.75-6 inches around by my estimate when I saw pictures of it (they were on her laptop). It was the thickest she ever had, and she loved it.
Also, before you say that my girth sizes are underestimated: regular sized condoms hurt my penis, leave a red mark, and are incredibly difficult to get on and off, and I’m only “high average” or “big”. I’ve seen snug fit condoms stretched over arms and legs, but I can’t imagine a penis of 6+ inch girth ever wearing any condom on the market. It would hurt so bad!
And to return to the penis model test I mentioned above. I tested four girls: (1) the size queen girl with 14 partners, (2) a good friend of hers who had dozens of partners, (3) the size queen girl with 50+ partners, and (4) a random girl I had sex with a few times who liked to talk about size but didn’t really care about size very much. Anyway, I made six cylinders out of index cards to (1) see how big the massive ex-hookup of 14-partner girl was, and (2) to test my theory that women always overestimate penis size above about 5 inches long. One of the cylinders was exactly the size of my penis: 4x4.5, 5x5, 6.5x5.25, 8x5.25, 9x5.75, and 10x6. I had the cylinders in a bag, and I pulled them out one at a time, smallest to largest, and handed them to whatever girl I was testing (I did it with three of the girls alone, but the 14-partner girl was watching while her friend did it). I had the girls guess how big it was, tell me if they found it appealing, and tell me if they had ever seen one that big before. Now, I’d like to break it down by girl to make this exciting, but each of the four girls who went through this (incredibly small sample size, I know) had the exact same reactions!
Each girl said 4x4.5 was small. Guesses ranged from 4-5 inches in length and 4-5 inches in girth.
Each girl said 5x5 was “average” or “kinda thick”. Guesses ranged from 5.5-6 inches long and 4.75-5.5 inches around.
Each girl said 6.5x5.25 was “big” or, in one case, “mmmm”. Guesses ranged from 7-8.5 long and 5.5-5.75 around.
Each girl said 8x5.25 was huge – which made me happy – and two of them (the random girl and the friend) actually gasped when they saw it – which made me happier! Guesses ranged from 9-10.5 long and 5.5-6 around. The girths surprised me, because some girls guessed this one was thicker than the previous one, which was exactly the same girth. Just goes to show how bad people are at judging size!
And each girl said 9x5.75 and 10x6 were absolutely huge; none of the girls had ever seen one close to the largest, which they all said was “ridiculous”, and only the two size queens were willing to try something as big as 9x5.75. The guesses for the 9 inch one were from 10-12 long and 6-6.5 around, and the guesses for the 10 inch one were – wait for it – 11-13.5 inches long and 6.75-7.5 inches around! So basically, the bigger the cylinder, the bigger the gap between what they thought it was and what it really was. Again, small sample size, so take it with a grain of salt.
I only include that story, and all that personal information, because it really syncs up well with the credible, staff-measured studies out there. It makes sense that women would find anything over 6.5 long or 5 around to be big, and that 10x6 is an absolutely unrealistic expectation and probably does not even exist in nature (at least, not functioning…the right snake bite could enlarge any penis to the size of an NFL athlete’s arm, but it won’t be any use).
One last thing. It’s a little funny, but even knowing that I have a pretty huge penis overall and women rarely desire more, I’d love to be bigger. Ideally, I’d add maybe an inch in length and almost an inch in girth, to have my average erection be something like 9.5x6.25, which I’m pretty sure would be the biggest real penis on the planet or damn close. I’m also pretty sure that 99% of women would not be able to handle it. But I’d have an incredible amount of fun fucking (and hopefully filming!) the 1% who would actually enjoy it!
Alright, I realize this was a pointless exercise, but I’m glad I got that all out there. Enjoy, dispute, tear it apart.
All of the penis size statistics I’ve seen, and personal experience, have led me to the following conclusions about how each size range could be reasonably described as compared to other men:
I realize many people will dispute this, especially the upper limits. Half of the people on the internet claim to be larger than I say is even possible. I set those limits because I have yet to see a photograph of a penis properly measured and unedited that is longer than 10 inches (slightly over 9.5 I have seen, and I’m giving a little bit of allowance for men who might just be camera shy), and because the thickest penis (non-silicon, useful girth) I have ever seen is Shorty Mac, who – despite his claims to be thicker – is only about 6.25 or 6.5. It has an odd, unusually flat shape that makes it appear ridiculously wide from some angles, and only about average from other angles. I have seen various studies where measurements were taken by medical staff that say girths of 6-6.5, although incredibly rare, do exist, but I have been unable to find one that says any girth greater than 6.5 exists (and most studies, even with thousands of men, could not find anything greater about 6, 6.1, or 6.2).
For anyone who’s curious about my own “experience” and how it plays into my guesses, I’m “huge” by my own length standards and either “high average” or “big” by my own girth standards. My weakest erections are about 7.5x5, my average erection is 8x5.2, and the biggest I ever measured was 8.4x5.4 (comparable to Shane Diesel, but slightly longer and thinner). It’s always 5.5 in girth at the base, but only for the bottom half inch or inch, so I don’t really count it as my girth because it doesn’t have any useful effect. Women ALWAYS guess I’m at least 9 inches long; they usually say 9.5 or 10. I once had an inexperienced girl guess I was 11 inches! I have had sex with 31 women, and about 20 more have seen my erect penis in one way or another (head, handjob, just curious to see it). I’ve bottomed out on all 31 women; for a few of them, it was in every position, but for most, I only bottom out in deep penetration positions. Because it’s an obsession of mine, I’ve discussed size with all but a few of those women (it never came up with five of them), and I’m large enough that about half of them bring it up before I do. Of the 31 I’ve actually had sex with, only two weren’t able to take it in every position; a lot of them loved to be pounded hard in deep positions after TONS of foreplay, but only for a short time before they’d make me stop, slow down, or switch to a position that wouldn’t go as deep.
I was estimated to be the biggest partner overall by all of the women I hooked up with except two. Both of them were size queens who were very intrigued by any guy who had a big penis; one had 14 other partners, the other had over 50. The girl with 14 other partners had one who was longer and thicker; comparing to mine and some models (we were very close, so I wasn’t embarrassed to admit my theories to her, and she was actually really into it so I made some “model penis” cylinders to compare sizes, and we involved some friends, too – I’ll explain at the end), she guessed he was about 9.25x6, and even she, a size queen, was in pure pain. She tried it twice and never went back when he asked. The girl with over 50 partners had one who was longer and thicker, but I don’t know how much. She’s had sex with him rarely over the past two or three years, and loves it, but has several men who she prefers despite being much smaller.
I was the longest to all but those two girls, although several other girls (maybe 10?) said they had guys who weren’t much shorter. The girl with over 50 partners had the one partner who was longer and two other guys who were comparable in length to me. She couldn’t really tell who was the longest out of me and those other two, but she is pretty sure one of them is longer because he hit her cervix painfully in a position that I usually don’t hit it (spooning). The girl with 14 other partners also had one guy, other than the bigger one, who was comparable in length to me, but probably slightly shorter.
I was also one of the thickest for every girl, but almost every girl who had about 5 or more sexual partners had been with thicker than me. Most of them described the thicker ones as just a little bit thicker than me. Four girls, though, described way thicker penises. In addition to the two I already mentioned, there was a neighbor who I had sex with and a girl I picked up at a bar who both said they had significantly thicker. The neighbor said the thicker one felt amazing, and the estimate (again comparing to mine) was about 6 inch girth again. The girl I picked up at the bar had two who were thicker; one wasn’t much thicker, but the other was probably just shy of 6; she loved the super thick guy’s dick, second only to mine. The girl with 50+ partners had a long time boyfriend who had a “low average” length penis that was about 5.75-6 inches around by my estimate when I saw pictures of it (they were on her laptop). It was the thickest she ever had, and she loved it.
Also, before you say that my girth sizes are underestimated: regular sized condoms hurt my penis, leave a red mark, and are incredibly difficult to get on and off, and I’m only “high average” or “big”. I’ve seen snug fit condoms stretched over arms and legs, but I can’t imagine a penis of 6+ inch girth ever wearing any condom on the market. It would hurt so bad!
And to return to the penis model test I mentioned above. I tested four girls: (1) the size queen girl with 14 partners, (2) a good friend of hers who had dozens of partners, (3) the size queen girl with 50+ partners, and (4) a random girl I had sex with a few times who liked to talk about size but didn’t really care about size very much. Anyway, I made six cylinders out of index cards to (1) see how big the massive ex-hookup of 14-partner girl was, and (2) to test my theory that women always overestimate penis size above about 5 inches long. One of the cylinders was exactly the size of my penis: 4x4.5, 5x5, 6.5x5.25, 8x5.25, 9x5.75, and 10x6. I had the cylinders in a bag, and I pulled them out one at a time, smallest to largest, and handed them to whatever girl I was testing (I did it with three of the girls alone, but the 14-partner girl was watching while her friend did it). I had the girls guess how big it was, tell me if they found it appealing, and tell me if they had ever seen one that big before. Now, I’d like to break it down by girl to make this exciting, but each of the four girls who went through this (incredibly small sample size, I know) had the exact same reactions!
Each girl said 4x4.5 was small. Guesses ranged from 4-5 inches in length and 4-5 inches in girth.
Each girl said 5x5 was “average” or “kinda thick”. Guesses ranged from 5.5-6 inches long and 4.75-5.5 inches around.
Each girl said 6.5x5.25 was “big” or, in one case, “mmmm”. Guesses ranged from 7-8.5 long and 5.5-5.75 around.
Each girl said 8x5.25 was huge – which made me happy – and two of them (the random girl and the friend) actually gasped when they saw it – which made me happier! Guesses ranged from 9-10.5 long and 5.5-6 around. The girths surprised me, because some girls guessed this one was thicker than the previous one, which was exactly the same girth. Just goes to show how bad people are at judging size!
And each girl said 9x5.75 and 10x6 were absolutely huge; none of the girls had ever seen one close to the largest, which they all said was “ridiculous”, and only the two size queens were willing to try something as big as 9x5.75. The guesses for the 9 inch one were from 10-12 long and 6-6.5 around, and the guesses for the 10 inch one were – wait for it – 11-13.5 inches long and 6.75-7.5 inches around! So basically, the bigger the cylinder, the bigger the gap between what they thought it was and what it really was. Again, small sample size, so take it with a grain of salt.
I only include that story, and all that personal information, because it really syncs up well with the credible, staff-measured studies out there. It makes sense that women would find anything over 6.5 long or 5 around to be big, and that 10x6 is an absolutely unrealistic expectation and probably does not even exist in nature (at least, not functioning…the right snake bite could enlarge any penis to the size of an NFL athlete’s arm, but it won’t be any use).
One last thing. It’s a little funny, but even knowing that I have a pretty huge penis overall and women rarely desire more, I’d love to be bigger. Ideally, I’d add maybe an inch in length and almost an inch in girth, to have my average erection be something like 9.5x6.25, which I’m pretty sure would be the biggest real penis on the planet or damn close. I’m also pretty sure that 99% of women would not be able to handle it. But I’d have an incredible amount of fun fucking (and hopefully filming!) the 1% who would actually enjoy it!
Alright, I realize this was a pointless exercise, but I’m glad I got that all out there. Enjoy, dispute, tear it apart.
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