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[GoneA]

Uhhh, I'm sure you’re more resourceful than I am...

But if at your wits ends: I hear Bush is scared of shiny objects and pretzels
I am not sure what Condi is scared of: maybe Saddam Hussein.

 

[madame_zora]

I'm sure that if she was threatened with having to spend three days without a hair-straightener, she'd cave pretty fast.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Her hairdresser deserves to get shot.

I had always thought Condoleezza was a virgin until I saw the footage of the 2004 Republican National Convention. She had a Mandingo looking Negro as her date. The RNC is like prom to them, it's a given.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick@Oct 5 2005, 12:42 PM
Her hairdresser deserves to get shot.

I had always thought Condoleezza was a virgin until I saw the footage of the 2004 Republican National Convention. She had a Mandingo looking Negro as her date. The RNC is like prom to them, it's a given.

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I always just assumed she was bush's little "brown sugar". She dated a black man?

 

[Cicero77]

Well I'm not too familiar with old Condoleeezza but I find it hard to imagine her ever undoing her top button, let alone getting down n dirty with anyone. I imagine she's someone who after sex looks down ruefully at her blouse on the floor and curses how creased it will be...

But then again...it's people who look like that who are normally into all the weird power games stuff in bed isn't it hehe!

Anyway, back to whatever you were discussing sorry...

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 5 2005, 07:14 AM
I'm sure that if she was threatened with having to spend three days without a hair-straightener, she'd cave pretty fast.

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I agree.

You take the hair-straightener.

I'll lock her in bathroom

 

[Pecker]

Careful. She could bite you through the keyhole.

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 6 2005, 04:04 AM
Careful. She could bite you through the keyhole.

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Not with the size of those teeth buddy.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 6 2005, 04:04 AM
Careful. She could bite you through the keyhole.

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You almost killed me. She does bear an uncanny resemblance to the Crypt-Keeper though, doesn't she?

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 5 2005, 10:32 PM
You almost killed me. She does bear an uncanny resemblance to the Crypt-Keeper though, doesn't she?

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omg - you TOTALLY nailed it!

Crypt-Keeper pix

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by madame_zora+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr. Dilznick
Her hairdresser deserves to get shot.

I had always thought Condoleezza was a virgin until I saw the footage of the 2004 Republican National Convention. She had a Mandingo looking Negro as her date. The RNC is like prom to them, it&#39;s a given.

I always just assumed she was bush&#39;s little "brown sugar". She dated a black man?
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The bitch&#39;s grill is rather unfortunate. My nigga had to be hitting it nothing but doggie style. A face like that might steal a nigga&#39;s mojo.

 

[GoneA]

Love It.

http://www.mensnewsdaily.com/images/misc/a...ce-rumsfeld.jpg

http://www.mensnewsdaily.com/images/misc/a...doleezzaDog.jpg

 

[GoneA]

She appears to be able to take on many appearances: The Crypt Keeper, A dog, even Janet Jackson.


to each his own.

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Axex@Oct 10 2005, 12:26 AM
Have you ever been stalked in a clothing store?

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Oh you weren&#39;t being stalked silly, that&#39;s just workers making sure you don&#39;t steal.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

undercover security. did you steal from the fruit stand before you walked in there?

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by Axex@Oct 9 2005, 07:44 PM
But but but what if the person wasn&#39;t in a worker&#39;s uniform and and was like "OOoo give me yo fruit cocktail boy" wat about dat :&#39;(

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Oh shoot - was that you?

 

[GoneA]

Those darn fruit-stand men&#33; Always preying on some young, naive person. I see they still stick with the &#39;banana-n-your-pants&#39; routine.


oldest trick in the book. :spit: