Naming My Dick

[Chocolatestix]

So...... a friend suggested that maybe I should name my dick. Any suggestions???

 

[B_dxjnorto]

May seem a little too obvious, how about chocolatestick?

 

[PenisAv]

I think "black orchid" is the best for you great dick. Or may be "thick willy"

 

[Chocolatestix]

May seem a little too obvious, how about chocolatestick?

hahahaha..... I was thinking that too but it's not really a name, more like a nickname. If that makes any sense.

 

[Compass]

Richard Johnson?

(Sorry, really bad and rather old joke)

What about Roger?

 

[mitchymo]

Is this actually common among guys....i know lots of women that have pet names for their vaginas but i dont know any guys that nick their dicks

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Is this actually common among guys....i know lots of women that have pet names for their vaginas but i dont know any guys that nick their dicks

I thought it was the other way around. I don't have a dick nick though.

 

[jackingoff10]

you look like you got some thick pubes so what about The Magic Carpet?

 

[B_Nick8]

Ruth.

 

[turnstall]

how about....now this is a long name mind you..i desperatelywantyou tolookatmydickpicsoimadeupthispost.

 

[AUS-WA]

Hillary

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Hillary

My favorite so far.

 

[penisman]

I call mine Shorty.

 

[MickeyLee]

fudgie the whale.

just watch the first couple of second of this youtube video. the resemblance is uncanny.

ml

 

[Chocolatestix]

you look like you got some thick pubes so what about The Magic Carpet?

Hmmmmmm..... I think I like Magic Carpet.

 

[Rodeoguy]

The first and last girl I ever fucked, Gail Backer, and I had names for our stuff. Mine was Amos and hers was Tilly. Amos and Tilly. We used to talk about them in front of our friends, but no one ever know who Amos and Tilly were. We even set up a little newspaper with pictures cut out of her dads Playboy mags, and stories and headlines about Amos and Tilly. I think we were in 7th or 8th grade. I figured out that I was gay before the end of 8th grade. I don't know what ever happened to Tilly.

 

[nicenycdick]

The first and last girl I ever fucked, Gail Backer, and I had names for our stuff. Mine was Amos and hers was Tilly. Amos and Tilly. We used to talk about them in front of our friends, but no one ever know who Amos and Tilly were. We even set up a little newspaper with pictures cut out of her dads Playboy mags, and stories and headlines about Amos and Tilly. I think we were in 7th or 8th grade. I figured out that I was gay before the end of 8th grade. I don't know what ever happened to Tilly.

Well, let's just hope she didn't become a member of LPSG...'cause I'm not so sure Ms. Backer would appreciate the prominent mention here.

 

[Rodeoguy]

Chances are pretty slim that she'd wander onto this site, and if she did, I'm fairly certain she'd laugh out loud. No worries.

 

[byguynj]

well...I call mine Merlin...because sometimes he can do magic!!!!

 

[feel thick]

mine is Big Joe, named by a long gone gf who sucked him like a dream.