Need A Translation

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb@Apr 23 2005, 07:28 PM
Oh, I forgot AOL: TAHTS A RILLY NIEC COK!!111! OMG LOL

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Oh thanks. Now I know where the noobs that pm me come from.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Don't tell me they still do!

O/T I love being complimented, but I think I'm suffering from the "Turkey/Lantern Fish complex".

Anything below the neck is worth complementing, but the face..owww.

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Apr 19 2005, 11:58 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Apr 19 2005, 11:58 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Apr 20 2005, 04:41 AM
I think Ron Jeremy&#39;s only in porn because there&#39;s no way a guy&#39;s going to have a homo moment.

Personally, I&#39;d say women should do to porn what I do to movies and music. Namely, I can&#39;t identify with anything coming out of the MPAA or RIAA, so I go for the indie stuff. (In porn, I&#39;m aware the indie stuff is generally either "no condom" or some kind of sleaze.)

Most text erotica authors are forced to come up with a plot. Even then, there are always tasteful nudes. Now then, don&#39;t be ashamed to experiment with these stories: The number and gender of partners should be irrelevant when you&#39;re just getting you&#39;re feet wet. You might find you&#39;re secretly bisexual, or you like reading about guys having sex. You might enjoy stories about masturbation, or about group sex. You might like real stories, or stories in a historical or SF/fantasy context. You might like stories about long-term relationships, or quick flings. And the best part of all is, none of these are mutually exclusive&#33;

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What, you use your BRAIN for porn?

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I know I do&#33; Give me a choice between porn and erotic literature, I&#39;m pickin the erotic literature.

 

[Pecker]

Actually, I use my penis.

 

[13788]

rollingstone: As much as a perfectionist i am,
That binary was great... but WRONG



What you actually wrote was: ©£Iùáå—ÍžwiÇ—üzî

The real binary is:

01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100011 01101011


How sad am i?

Now i&#39;m off to go and stare at paint dry, and maybe produce a graph on it...

 

[lapdog2001]

Jonb wrote

In Boston: That&#39;s a totally nice cock.

More appropriate for Boston and New England would be:

That&#39;s a wicked nice cock.

LapDog :9 :9

 

[jonb]

Yeah, well, in Canadian, it&#39;s "That&#39;s a nice cock, eh?" And in Cockney, it&#39;s "Thaht&#39;s a noice cauck."

 

[madame_zora]

And in Merkin it&#39;s "That thar&#39;s a nahce cawk"

 

[dolf250]

As much as I appreciate the Canadian you turned a statement into a question. You could translate it either as “Eh. That’s a nice cock.” Or “That’s a nice cock, eh.” Or even “that’s a nice cock, eh&#33;” (According to my book How to be a Canadian, Eh can be used at the end of a statement for emphasis.)

In Newfie it would be “Dat’s a nice Cok bye.”

Rollingstone- as you have probably already guessed I have completed that chart. Just let me know if you want to borrow it.