New drinks.

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  1. B_Coconutz

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    There have been quite a few drinks based on sex/ sex organs, or sexual proficiency. We have seen drinks named sex on the beach, screaming orgasm.......etc. We need new drink names and recipies.

    My first contribution is called the tush push. It's made with vodka, kalua, and prune juice.
     
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    Creampie-A White Russian with Absynth and whipped cream on top
     
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    Heh, I like it......ok no I do'nt. But it works.....:biggrin1:
     
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    Adios Motherfucker
    1/2 oz vodka
    1/2 oz rum
    1/2 oz tequila
    1/2 oz gin
    1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
    2 oz sweet and sour mix
    2 oz 7-Up® soda
     
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    KOBRA-KAI
    It's a shot of patron tequila in a 40oz of king cobra beer with a pinch of salt.
     
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    A fat load

    Shot of stoly vodka
    Almond milk
    Lots of salt
     
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    SHIT I make that for my girl every night who would of thought
     
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    There is also the Thick Load

    Shot of whisky
    Tablespoon vanilla yogurt
    Lots of salt
     
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    Wet Pussy
    Ingredients: 3/4 of a shot of tequila rose
    1/4 of a shot of Baileys
     
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    A smelly cat
    It's a shot
    Limon vodka
    X-rated
    And a splash of can tuna water
     
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    Can you drink that blaaaaa



    Naughtyschool girl
    3/4 oz. (parrot bay) Rum, mango (Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay)
    3/4 oz. (smirnoff) Vodka, watermelon (Smirnoff Watermelon Twist)
    3/4 oz. Pineapple Juice
     
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    Can you eat that is more like it;-)
     
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    A dirty rim job

    1/2 shot burbon
    1/2 shot Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
    splash of chocolate syrup
    garnish with corn kernels
     
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    Chocolate Cock
    1 oz Cherry Rum
    1 oz Rum
    Starbucks Mocha (cold)
    heated fudge around the rim of the glass

    (this is one I created when I was bored one day)
     
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    Poppin' the Cherry

    crushed ice
    2 oz. Rum
    6 oz water
    1 scoop Country Time Lemonade
    2 oz Sprite

    (blend in a blender to make a slushy drink)

    Add a cherry and a splash of Cranberry juice after the drink is poured into a tall glass.


    (Yeah, I was bored again.........)
     
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    There's an aphrodasiac drink that's been out awhile.

    Two shots of Vodka,
    two ounces of Tang, mixed
    two ounces of prune juice.

    It's called Prune-tang.
     
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    Wow, very inventive. I might try this with a bit less water and lemonade mix. I like it strong:biggrin1:. Let me guess, judging by the drink's name, you can only have it once?:wink:
     
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    hahhahahah

    well I've had more than a few...
     
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    Warm pussy

    Shot of peach schnapps
    Splash of cherry kool-aid
    Dash of coconut vinegar
    Mix all ingredients into a glass with hot brandy
     
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