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There have been quite a few drinks based on sex/ sex organs, or sexual proficiency. We have seen drinks named sex on the beach, screaming orgasm.......etc. We need new drink names and recipies.

My first contribution is called the tush push. It's made with vodka, kalua, and prune juice.
 

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Adios Motherfucker
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda
 
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KOBRA-KAI
It's a shot of patron tequila in a 40oz of king cobra beer with a pinch of salt.
 

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There is also the Thick Load

Shot of whisky
Tablespoon vanilla yogurt
Lots of salt
 

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A smelly cat
It's a shot
Limon vodka
X-rated
And a splash of can tuna water

Can you drink that blaaaaa



Naughtyschool girl
3/4 oz. (parrot bay) Rum, mango (Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay)
3/4 oz. (smirnoff) Vodka, watermelon (Smirnoff Watermelon Twist)
3/4 oz. Pineapple Juice
 
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Can you drink that blaaaaa



Naughtyschool girl
3/4 oz. (parrot bay) Rum, mango (Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay)
3/4 oz. (smirnoff) Vodka, watermelon (Smirnoff Watermelon Twist)
3/4 oz. Pineapple Juice

Can you eat that is more like it;-)
 

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A dirty rim job

1/2 shot burbon
1/2 shot Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
splash of chocolate syrup
garnish with corn kernels
 

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Chocolate Cock
1 oz Cherry Rum
1 oz Rum
Starbucks Mocha (cold)
heated fudge around the rim of the glass

(this is one I created when I was bored one day)
 

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Poppin' the Cherry

crushed ice
2 oz. Rum
6 oz water
1 scoop Country Time Lemonade
2 oz Sprite

(blend in a blender to make a slushy drink)

Add a cherry and a splash of Cranberry juice after the drink is poured into a tall glass.


(Yeah, I was bored again.........)
 

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There's an aphrodasiac drink that's been out awhile.

Two shots of Vodka,
two ounces of Tang, mixed
two ounces of prune juice.

It's called Prune-tang.
 

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Poppin' the Cherry

crushed ice
2 oz. Rum
6 oz water
1 scoop Country Time Lemonade
2 oz Sprite

(blend in a blender to make a slushy drink)

Add a cherry and a splash of Cranberry juice after the drink is poured into a tall glass.


(Yeah, I was bored again.........)

Wow, very inventive. I might try this with a bit less water and lemonade mix. I like it strong:biggrin1:. Let me guess, judging by the drink's name, you can only have it once?:wink:
 

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Warm pussy

Shot of peach schnapps
Splash of cherry kool-aid
Dash of coconut vinegar
Mix all ingredients into a glass with hot brandy
 

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Poppin' the Cherry aka "BusterHyman"

crushed ice
2 oz. Rum
6 oz water
1 scoop Country Time Lemonade
2 oz Sprite

(blend in a blender to make a slushy drink)

Add a cherry and a splash of Cranberry juice after the drink is poured into a tall glass.


(Yeah, I was bored again.........)

edit... I changed the name of this drink to honor one of the funniest here.
 

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the cement mixer
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice or lemon juice may be substituted

you can layer them, and then your special person swishes it around in their mouth. it will soon curdle in their mouth and stick to their teeth. the curdle will not make them sick.
 

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the cement mixer
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice or lemon juice may be substituted

you can layer them, and then your special person swishes it around in their mouth. it will soon curdle in their mouth and stick to their teeth. the curdle will not make them sick.

This does not sound like much fun... curdling drink :eek:
 

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1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice or lemon juice may be substituted

you can layer them, and then your special person swishes it around in their mouth. it will soon curdle in their mouth and stick to their teeth. the curdle will not make them sick.

Wow, sounds harsh. If anyone can make that palatable, I'm sure you can.:eek:
 

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I prefer the pussy juice cocktail.
Lick your woman out for a half an hour or more and chase it with a shot of vodka.
 

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[SIZE=+0]i made this one. dont know if anyone else has ever made it/named it.
i call it Dr.Pecker.
shot vodka
shot good whiskey (i prefer jack)
1 12oz can of Dr.pecker.
amazing taste/smooth as hell[/SIZE]
 

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Sloppy seconds.

3 ounces of rum.
2 ounces of guava juice
1 ounce of coco lopez
1.5 ounces of cream
condensed milk (sweatened, for those not living in the US)
Ice

Rim a large martini glass with the condensed milk (make it as messy as you want)
Mix the rum, guava, coco, half the cream, and ice into a mixing glass and shake. Strain the mixture into the martini glass excluding the ice. Float the remaining cream on top.
 

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Here's a good one to cure what ails you.

You mix-
4 ounces orange juice
4 ounces milk of magnesia
4 ounces Vodka


This drink is called a Phillips Screwdriver
 
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ROCK OUT with your COCK OUT

A shot of wild turkey an a glass half full with rock star you drop the shot in the glass an drink it as fast as you can.
 

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Oral Enema

2 ounces of vodka
2 ounces of kahlu
2 ounces of Bailey's irish cream
3 ounces of cream
3 ice cubes
warmed fudge

Blend the vodka, kahlua, irish cream, cream and ice (basically a modified mudslide). Rim a flute glass with the warmed fudge. Pour mixture into glass and down it.