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  1. B_allaboutdick

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    what is the first thing u will do at nude beach...............?
     
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    Strip naked.
     
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    not spy?
     
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    Laugh at people who should have kept their clothes on.
     
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    It's all about the beach towels and getting comfortable. The rest is obvious. Nothing worse than an ass crack full of sand.
     
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    Get naked of course.
    And if allowed, have sex.
    (Probably would do it anyways even if it wasn't allowed).

    ---Shagtastic
     
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    And pray you don't get retina burn from looking at said people who really should've kept their clothes on.:eek::puke:
     
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    exactly...pale whales are not sexy!
     
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    Get naked and enjoy the sun
     
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    good one.......................! kudo kudo kudo.
     
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    better wish u luck.
     
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    Dig it; the only time I wanna see wrinkles is in my laundry, not on some geriatric au naturel hulk without any inhibitions.
     
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    in my opinion, nude beach, naked with full body tattoo (japanese style) will be good... lol, u know what i mean.......[​IMG]
     
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    get naked n apply sunblock.
     
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    The nude beaches I have been to have cabana boys (or whatever you call them in other countries) order a beach chair and a drink, put my towel down, survey the territory and take my top off and my shorts/cover-up. I will always wear a thong or g string.

    Then enjoy the men gawking and laughing at the women getting mad at their BF/husbands that are looking.
     
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    Amen to that!
     
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    dont stare too long, you may burn your retinas out LOL
     
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    For shame Chuck!
    I'm surprised at you saying that not him though.

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    Laugh at people who should have kept their clothes on.

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    exactly...pale whales are not sexy!

    I notice you don't have any pictures up perfect one.:rolleyes:

    Dig it; the only time I wanna see wrinkles is in my laundry, not on some geriatric au naturel hulk without any inhibitions.

    With the exception of Midlife Bear, allaboutdick,Dc9 and Noelicious the rest of you don't have a clue what a nudist environment is all about. I don't know why anyone would keep their clothes on at a resort for nudists either.
    I obviously must have forgotten about perfect folks like "prep****e".

    You don't get to have sex on the beach and most places don't tolerate you antagonizing others by pointing,laughing and otherwise making an ass of yourselves.

    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    First and second offense, misdemeanors
    Third offense
    Jail time for two years as a sex offender for performing lewd acts in public.

    It's not worth it!
    Go in the water and fuck there, the fish wont mind LOL

     
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    I've been to hedo 2 in Jamaica twice, Club Desire in Cancun, and to a nude beach at Sandy Hook NJ. The bodies vary, but everyone is cool about it. Public sex is common at Hedo and Desire. Not allowed at Sandy Hook. Definitely a great experience for an extremely well hung guy --lots of looks, comments and attention. All girls should have the experience to see that the vast majority of guys are much smaller than what you see in porn.
     
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