Nurse Joked About My Small Penis

[Joe9999]

I have to visit my urologist frequently, and often have bladder ultrasounds. The nurse asks me to "lower my pants", which only requires them to access the area right above the penis. But they use gel there which gets messy. So last week I just lowered my pants down to my knees to keep them clean. I'm always nervous at the doctors and my penis was only an inch, almost hiding within my body.

Today, the first thing that nurse said to me was "So how's it hanging today?" I know she was making a joke about how my penis is too small to hang, because she's never said that before and last time was the first time she saw my penis. I know nurses see plenty of small penises but I guess mine was small enough to leave an impression on her. She's a cool nurse who makes jokes, so I wasn't offended at all.

 

[51arledge]

Reminds me of an episode of ER (maybe 1998???) guest starring John Leguizamo as a patient. In the pre-op room before going into surgery, the nurse has just looked under the sheet before she gives him an IV for anesthesia. She says, "Little prick." ad she sticks the needle in.
He says, "That's only because it's so cold in here!"

 

[Driver_tk]

I have to visit my urologist frequently, and often have bladder ultrasounds. The nurse asks me to "lower my pants", which only requires them to access the area right above the penis. But they use gel there which gets messy. So last week I just lowered my pants down to my knees to keep them clean. I'm always nervous at the doctors and my penis was only an inch, almost hiding within my body.

Today, the first thing that nurse said to me was "So how's it hanging today?" I know she was making a joke about how my penis is too small to hang, because she's never said that before and last time was the first time she saw my penis. I know nurses see plenty of small penises but I guess mine was small enough to leave an impression on her. She's a cool nurse who makes jokes, so I wasn't offended at all.

Next time try getting a semi with thoughts or discreet fondling before dropping your pants.

 

[Joe9999]

Next time try getting a semi with thoughts or discreet fondling before dropping your pants.

I wasn't embarrassed to only be an inch - I'm sure she sees that all the time. If I did get a semi next time, I suppose I could say "I guess it's hanging better today," lol.

 

[Driver_tk]

I wasn't embarrassed to only be an inch - I'm sure she sees that all the time. If I did get a semi next time, I suppose I could say "I guess it's hanging better today," lol.

I'm a grower not a shower so I've used this tactic in many circumstances.

 

[gobigold]

TV shows it’s entertaining. In a clinical setting it is totally inappropriate and I’d probably report the nurse for unprofessional behavior.

 

[ericbear]

You may be projecting something that concerned you on you last visit onto the nurse. "How's it hanging" is an informal way of asking how things are going, but is of course a double entendre. I'm not sure the nurse was thinking about your penis when she said that. It might have been the amusing phrase she decided to use that day for all her patients. Nurse banter is generally intended to relax the patient, and make them more comfortable with the situation, not to touch on something the patient may be sensitive about.

 

[littlestiffy]

Yeah, that sounds like she was being friendly, and if anything just joking about the situation there -- though it more likely wasn't a reference to your penis at all. It is a common phrase.

 

[Perfectsix]

The last time I was in hospital a combination of being ill, cold, nervous and aware I was smooth down there led to my balls tightening to the point of disappearing and the worst dick shrinkage of my life.
It could be my imagination but an unnecessary number of nurses seemed to take a lot of unnecessary looks at my junk

 

[Scarletbegonia]

TV shows it’s entertaining. In a clinical setting it is totally inappropriate and I’d probably report the nurse for unprofessional behavior.

I’m not sure the comment was about a particular peen, but only that the patient/OP took it that way.
But, utterly unprofessional language.

 

[WilliamG]

My Spidy senses are detecting SPH... Surely I could be wrong..?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

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My Spidy senses are detecting SPH... Surely I could be wrong..?

surely not.

 

[Perfectsix]

Given the title of the thread there was always going to be an element of sph. I am not a fan of the subservient, acting inferior element of most sph but, being on the smaller side when flaccid, can appreciate the embarrassment of being caught out as small in a hospital situation

 

[deleted1138933]

You may be projecting something that concerned you on you last visit onto the nurse. "How's it hanging" is an informal way of asking how things are going, but is of course a double entendre. I'm not sure the nurse was thinking about your penis when she said that. It might have been the amusing phrase she decided to use that day for all her patients. Nurse banter is generally intended to relax the patient, and make them more comfortable with the situation, not to touch on something the patient may be sensitive about.

Yeah, that sounds like she was being friendly, and if anything just joking about the situation there -- though it more likely wasn't a reference to your penis at all. It is a common phrase.

There is nothing being projected unto anybody. Clearly there is a double entendre, so there is intent up to a degree. There is no need to make any comment of any sort. It just comes to show that nurses are women first, and proves all women think the same regardless. That is why I just never go to doctors, ever. Period.

 

[grandbanks]

I wouldn't take it as being directed to your size , she most likely sees many cocks every day ,probably doesn't recognise you , its probably something she says to all guys knowing there may be some nudity.

 

[AussieScooter]

Can we see some pics, Joe, to see how it is hanging?

 

[deleted136887]

My Spidy senses are detecting SPH... Surely I could be wrong..?

The fragrance of SPH hangs oh so heavy in the air tonight.
Nurses must be taught SPH amongst those other unimportant skills like changing dressings etc.