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xblokegb: Found this story on the UK Yahoo.

We all new they did but apparently someone has actually done the research and found out that (holds his breath) - politicians actually do lie!!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030517/80/e0925.html

 

[Pecker]

The really successful polititian is the one who..

Can lie so well that you believe every word.

Can respond so eloquently that you don't realize that he hasn't even come near answering your question.

Can give you a tax cut that costs you money.

Can convince you that the $50,000 raise he just gave himself just barely keeps him above the poverty level.

The trip he just took to Tahiti at taxpayer expense with 14 members of his family was a fact-finding trip in the interest of national security.

That the big-breasted bimbo sitting on his lap at that expensive nightclub was actually his secretary who was taking dictation about his study of polititians who commit adultery.

Any more? I'll bet ya'll can add a few...


Pecker