OKCupid

[Freddie53]

Afros and bell bottoms are ... out?


My god - what am I going to wear tomorrow?

If you are coming to THE PARTY you don't have to worry? Clothes are prohibited.

Lex? What is this talk about fucking the brains out of this boys on this thread?

There is a moderator or two who haven't had the pleasure yet.:tongue:

* Freddie sits eagerly waiting for Lex to er...um...call...visit...bring ecstasy beyond compare.*:wink:

Matthew after Lex has "visited" if I can still walk, I will come over to the corner to play.:tongue:

Don't pout now Alex. There is still that wedding reception after Matthew and Lex have left for the honeymoon.

 

[madame_zora]

okstupid made me laugh a little, but i can't pretend i ever use it. ashlar persuaded me to sign up for it and i took some of their tests out of boredom, but i've never seen the point of "personals" sites per se

I can't even remember who sent me there, probably Julianna, but I took some tests too. I don't even remember my name on there, but it passed a few hours.

 

[B_Spladle]

:biggrin1: tell the truth Chase... you really are Satan, aren't you?

Indeed.

 

[B_Spladle]

Well, IF Chase really is SATAN.... then we all know how big Satan's dick is... 16 inches of fucking power:biggrin1:

F*ck yeah, you got that right!

 

[B_Spladle]

With little quill-like things poking out of his balls.

Those are golden rays of sunshine and happiness, bee-otch.

 

[B_Spladle]

LMAO~~!!

I should have NEVER fucked your brains out of your head. You haven't been right since.

Aw, but it was so fun though . . .

 

[B_Spladle]

okstupid made me laugh a little, but i can't pretend i ever use it. ashlar persuaded me to sign up for it and i took some of their tests out of boredom, but i've never seen the point of "personals" sites per se

Speak not ill of mine favorite-ith profile-site-thing on teh 'net, 'ho, lest I be swayed into smiting thee with my mighty fists of fury.

Also, the point of the site is to allow you to interact with various cool people that you would not otherwise have come into contact with.

Call it okstupid again and I'll have your genitals nailed to the wall over my fireplace.

 

[B_Spladle]

I should just go join OKCupid. I bet Spladle likes that normal kinda stuff.

Yes, you should. I'm giving out complimentary BJs to new members who sign up within the next fifteen minutes and post a link to their profile on here! (not really)

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

LMAO~~!!

I should have NEVER fucked your brains out of your head. You haven't been right since.

How could you tell?:biggrin1:

 

[Dr Rock]

Also, the point of the site is to allow you to interact with various cool people that you would not otherwise have come into contact with.

man, i don't INTERACT with people on the INTERNET. meeting people on the internet is like going through a morbidly obese videogame columnist's trash can; for every misplaced jelly donut you find, there's a dozen soiled japanese shitsex magazines in there.

Call it okstupid again and I'll have your genitals nailed to the wall over my fireplace.

oh shut up fag

 

[B_Spladle]

man, i don't INTERACT with people on the INTERNET. meeting people on the internet is like going through a morbidly obese videogame columnist's trash can; for every misplaced jelly donut you find, there's a dozen soiled japanese shitsex magazines in there.

That metaphor is as useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt. OKCupid's revolutionary matching system is designed to assist you in finding fellow fucking fabulous folks as quickly as possible! It are teh win.

oh shut up fag

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I???

 

[D_alex8]

It are teh win.

This is the single worst thing you have ever typed.

 

[B_Spladle]

This is the single worst thing you have ever typed.

Is that a challenge?

 

[D_alex8]

Is that a challenge?

Life is a challenge.

I read that on a matchbook, so it must be true.

 

[tallguypns]

OkSpladle. I've signed up for OkCupid. My OkName is the same name I have here, ok?

 

[Dr Rock]

That metaphor is as useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt.

OK, stupid!

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

OK, stupid!

I've been looking for this, and it deserves a round of applause. *Starts clapping*

 

[B_Spladle]

OK, stupid!

I love you.

 

[Dr Rock]

I love you.

DUDE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

 

[B_Spladle]

DUDE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

Hell no! I hate those fuckin' faggot faeries!

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