olympic games

[extremely-huge]

will there ever be olympic games for big cock guys? for excample; 1. who shoots the most sperm in 24 hours .......2. who takes the most lady's in 24 hours........3. who cum most in 24 hours........4. who shoots his load the most far (distance) and so on.................

 

[B_Carolina]

How about one for biggest ego? I'm guessing you'd win. In case you haven't noticed, size has nothing to do with cum volume, spurting distance, and sexual prowess in bedding, or "taking" as you put it, women.

 

[Pecker]

The closest thing you'll find to those adolescent games is pubescent bragging in the boy's lockerroom at school.

 

[ericbear]

About 25 or so years ago, there was a movie with a parody of the Olympic Sex Games. I think it may have been a segment in Kentucky Fried Movie, but if not it was in some contemporary tastless film. There were commentators sitting at the Olympic broadcast desk, commenting on the action, with occasional action shots obviously taken from low-budget porn films, although nothing that would get beyond an R rating was ever shown. The particular sex event being covered involved foreplay and intercorse. Thus, there was commentary like:

"He's made a finger probe. Oh, wait, he going for it. Yes!! Beautiful insertion!! He's going to get points for that! And now a thrust, and another. Oh! A thrust with an anal finger probe!! Good Form!" etc.

 

[13788]

Javierdude22: 5. who can make up the biggest dick 6. Who can bé the biggest dick (we have a winner&#33 7. who can sustain lies about his dicksize the longest...and so on

The thing is that I really hoped this post was some kind of joke.....but NO!...no reference whatso-ever that this guy might be kidding!

This is disturbing.

 

[jonb]

XH is the biggest dick? Let's ask the judges:

9.8, 9.9, 9.8, 9.5, and the Russian judge gives a 5.9!

BTW, Eric, I think you're referring to the Underground Comedy Movie. Also known for the Porno Review (which SNL has done twice before) and Arnold Schwollenpecker.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

How about a contest to find the alledged real pics of E.H., and the winner will write the most unabashed, scathing post about him when they are found? :lol: B)

 

[ericbear]

Originally posted by jonb@May 25 2004, 05:37 PM

BTW, Eric, I think you're referring to the Underground Comedy Movie. Also known for the Porno Review (which SNL has done twice before) and Arnold Schwollenpecker.

It might have been, and now that I've been thinking, I'm actually pretty sure it wasn't KFM. There were a whole bunch of such movies that came out in the late 1970's, inspired by SNL, when they were going through their sex-raunch joke peroid, before they moved on to the drug period. Interestingly, NBC later became unable to air reruns of those early SNL shows, because they no longer met the network's censorship standards. However, they were syndicated on other stations.

 

[extremely-huge]

of course i'm kidding about this olympics, pecker and friends are kidding about their cocksize and i don't, it's real and i'm 100% honest !!!!!

 

[jonb]

No, Underground Comedy's recent. SNL's porno review sketch was in the 90s.