B_Hickboy
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No more loaded question has ever been asked.Who the fuck are you?
No more loaded question has ever been asked.Who the fuck are you?
Alright, I assumed that he was being amusing the way he was described the superpower that he wishes that he had, not that he's a naturally creepy stalker type who needs psychological help. I thought this was just intended to be a fun thread!
I'm not so sure the OP deserves having everyone jump down his throat. Perhaps his hyperbole was taken too literally.
No more loaded question has ever been asked.
:redface: lol, i get it. But seriously, that is one bad picture then, i swear, its just a few black patches from being Scooby Doo.That's a horse, dude...it's a visual metaphor.
You know who I am.No seriously, who the shitting fuck are you?
You know who I am.
Nope. Go ahead. Say it. Don't be afraid.Oh, Celia, my colonic therapist, is that you? You should be flushing me instead of hanging out on a site full of cock-addicts and perverts, what the hell do I pay you for?
Hey I already am omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. At least that's what the ugly blue dwarf who haunts my dreams tells me, and he tells me lotto numbers and that people are talking about me behind my back, I tell him he looks like a melted smurf and his breath stinks of dog shit... it's great.
No seriously, who the shitting fuck are you?
Next time you see that ugly blue bitch, tell him I said to get his blue ass back home. Dinner is getting cold and I am tired of waiting.
I'm you.
Why do you want to know so much about others, what are you trying to hide about yourself?
Girl I told you he aint no good, you should beat he's ugly blue ass and kick him out. Ugly shit-breath smurf looking muthafucka.
But you say this to all the boys.Hey I already am omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. At least that's what the ugly blue dwarf who haunts my dreams tells me, and he tells me lotto numbers and that people are talking about me behind my back, I tell him he looks like a melted smurf and his breath stinks of dog shit... it's great.
I know, right? I was gonna prescribe Cialis till I realized he was just confused. Omniscient my ass!What you are striving for is omniscience, not omnipotence, but you have slipped on a banana peel on the way and landed in the loony locker.
Oh my god I just had an aneurysm because this became too complicated it's like filming myself filming myself filming Zombie Jerry Lewis.