ouch ouch owwwwyyyy it can break

How do you even do that. Has got to be some of thee most interesting, acrobatic, and explosive ways of gettin it on lol.

I can't even imagine the amount of pain. rrrr But then again, i'm pretty sure childbirth trumps it by like a million lol.
 
You get going to hard and fast and BAM!! slip off the well traveled path into thee unknown lol. That's how it happens.
 
the intorwebz is rich with photos of mangled peens.
*salutes the crooked soldiers*
we need a ribbon for this tragedy!

article says said:
We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap.

:rofl:

"it's a bird! it's a plane! uuuugggghhhh it broke my dick"
 
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