Patchos banned???

[Drifterwood]

read my "about me", and you'll find out.

I will.

But remember, she will be back before most people here have had a decent shag.

 

[luka82]

I will.

But remember, she will be back before most people here have had a decent shag.

I haven`t had a shag in ages!!!!
We should shag!!!:wink:

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

We are counting down the days.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

We are counting down the days.

and as it draws closer the piss puddle gets greater as the fear of her wrath upon returns grips tighter.....

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

welcome back to the lions' den, Patchos

 

[Patchos]

It was a misunderstanding...I fell into Joll's dunny and was too embarrassed to say anything so I asked the Mods to make a cover story.

I'm out now, a bit smelly, but unharmed. Thanks for all your concern.

:redface:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Glad to see you back - bitch

 

[798686]

It was a misunderstanding...I fell into Joll's dunny and was too embarrassed to say anything so I asked the Mods to make a cover story.

I'm out now, a bit smelly, but unharmed. Thanks for all your concern.

:redface:

She blocked it up for days.

 

[DaveyR]

She blocked it up for days.

Would it then be accurate and fair to say that now we know why you've been so full of shit? :tongue: :smile:

 

[798686]

Yes - even more so than usual. :wink:

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

welcome back to the fold

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Welcome back Patch. xoxoxox

 

[D_Kaye Throttlebottom]

I don't get it. But cool no less. You should have a big head there missus, I couldn't get hard in chat while you were gone.

P.S. It's a good thing you came back - Our covers had photograph proof of you in a Seagull fight.

 

[voidout]

welcome back lovahhhh.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Patchos is now back and is presently taking bookings for SPH sessions, group bookings are available at a discount.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Figures SP would make that particular announcement. LOL

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

is anyone else's bumgina quivering? i mean, she hasbt fucked me yet but i dont expect to be too high on the list. there is all weekend though.
.

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

It was a misunderstanding...I fell into Joll's dunny and was too embarrassed to say anything so I asked the Mods to make a cover story.

I'm out now, a bit smelly, but unharmed. Thanks for all your concern.

:redface:

WB huns.... When do yah want that neck massage? :biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

Joy, joy, joy!!!!

 

[798686]

Patch's old high school just released a clip of her performing in the orchestra.
She's playing the didgeridoo and wobble-board)

[PS:All of her greatest hits can be found on the following cd.]