This one is semi-autobiographical. Enjoy.
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"Dude, are you gay or something?" Kevin asked, uncomfortably. It was a perfectly reasonable thing to ask at that moment, having just walked in on his roommate and finding him looking at a full-screen photo of a man's penis on his laptop computer.
"No," Alex replied with a chuckle, "What makes you think that?" He turned from the computer screen and faced his roomate with a strange smile.
Kevin was not amused.
"You're looking at a picture of a dick! You don't think that's gay?" He questioned, sounding a bit more uncomfortable than before.
"I'm just editing this so I can print it out," Alex explained casually, turning back to the monitor. The image in question, at the moment, was something of a close-up, showing from the lower torso to the knees and, obviously, the crotch. It was a pale, skinny guy with a rather large penis hanging proudly below a full bush of dark brown pubic hair. It wasn't fully flaccid - it looked like it had been teased a little for the photo, but it still hung down well past the testicles, practically hiding them. It was circumcised and capped with a big mushroom head, flared slightly wider than the shaft. The man's face was out of the shot, naturally - identity unknown. The background was an outdoor setting - green bushes and trees and such.
"Why would you want to print out something like that?" Kevin demanded, almost in disbelief.
"Because the customer wants prints of the photos I took of him!" Alex shot back, still acting like there was a punch line coming.
Kevin paused, then asked "Someone paid you to take pictures of him naked?"
"Not exactly. I did it for free," Alex said, scrolling downward past the knees and to the feet.
"Wait - now I'm curious. Scroll up to the face. I wanna see who it is," said Kevin, leaning toward the screen to get a better look.
"If you insist, man," Alex sighed, scrolling up slowly.
"I gotta say, he's got a really big dick, whoever-..." Kevin started, but cut himself off upon seeing the face in the photo.
It was Alex, wearing the same funny smile in the photo as he was in reality at that moment.
"Fuck!" Kevin exclaimed, standing up straight and shaking his head.
"Look, man," Alex went on, with a slight chuckle, "I'm into nude photography! So I used myself as the subject - big deal!"
Kevin thought for a moment, then commented, "Well, maybe that's not so gay after all... I guess." He turned to walk away, then stopped and paused before turning back around and inquiring carefully, "Ok, I just gotta ask.... Did you, uh.... doctor that photo at all?"
Alex began explaining, "Of course. I had to shift the color temperature, I sharpened it then blurred it back, I turned up the brightness and the contrast, I was in the middle of cropping it when you came in."
"That's not what I meant." Kevin said flatly. "Did you make your dick bigger? I know things like that are easy to do with computers these days."
Alex burst out laughing. Then he scrolled the photo back to the crotch shot and looked carefully at his penis, as if he hadn't seen it a million times before. "What are you talking about? That's not all that big!"
"What are YOU talking about? That's HUGE!"
"How many dicks have you ever seen?" Alex blurted, turning around and facing Kevin with a curious grin and a wrinkled brow.
"I'm not the one that looks at dicks, Al." Kevin said in a low voice. "But it's bigger than mine. That's all I'm saying."
"Well,......" Alex started, but trailed off.....
"A LOT bigger," Kevin added.
Alex looked thoughtful for a moment, then snapped his fingers and, looking
Kevin squarely in the eyes, said "Let me take a picture of yours."
Kevin stood not speaking for a moment, then nodded. "Ok. But DON'T let anyone else see it... man, this is so gay," he grumbled, shaking his head and undoing his belt. "How do you want me to pose?"
"Just stand there," Alex said, reaching across his desk for his camera.
"Y'know what, take your shirt off, too."
Kevin's jeans were down but his briefs were still up. He stopped and looked at Alex. "Dude- can you keep my face out of this?"
"No problem."
Kevin pulled his shirt off and stood there, almost fully naked, still concealed in his briefs.
"Ok, now. You're skinny like me. That will work in your favor," Alex commented clinically.
"What are you talking about?" Kevin asked, confused.
"You'll see. C'mon - let's see it."
"Ok, here goes..."
Kevin took his briefs to his ankles and then stood there, waiting for Alex to comment.
"You're not as small as you think," Alex said, leaning forward in his chair to line up for a shot. "Turn to the side a little...." And he started clicking. "Did you ever see yourself in the mirror?"
"No, actually," Kevin "I see it every time I piss. What's the difference?"
Kevin was very obviously nervous - balls pulled up tight, penis shriveled. But as shriveled as it was, it seemed to have potential. The skin was bunched up with about a dozen folds along the shaft, indicating that it was used to stretching quite a bit. The shaft itself had an impressive thickness to it that had Alex wondering whatever made Kevin think he was small. He was circumcised, like Alex, and also like Alex, had a large mushroom head.
"Dude, you really need to relax," Alex said, standing up.
"Hey- I'm not used to doing shit like this!" Kevin exclaimed.
"Why don't you go take a shower, take some deep breaths, take it easy, and then we'll take some pictures," Alex suggested.
"Whatever," Kevin said, pulling his pants back up. "I didn't have anything planned for the evening. I think I'll have a shot and a beer while I'm at it."
"Good idea."
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"Dude, are you gay or something?" Kevin asked, uncomfortably. It was a perfectly reasonable thing to ask at that moment, having just walked in on his roommate and finding him looking at a full-screen photo of a man's penis on his laptop computer.
"No," Alex replied with a chuckle, "What makes you think that?" He turned from the computer screen and faced his roomate with a strange smile.
Kevin was not amused.
"You're looking at a picture of a dick! You don't think that's gay?" He questioned, sounding a bit more uncomfortable than before.
"I'm just editing this so I can print it out," Alex explained casually, turning back to the monitor. The image in question, at the moment, was something of a close-up, showing from the lower torso to the knees and, obviously, the crotch. It was a pale, skinny guy with a rather large penis hanging proudly below a full bush of dark brown pubic hair. It wasn't fully flaccid - it looked like it had been teased a little for the photo, but it still hung down well past the testicles, practically hiding them. It was circumcised and capped with a big mushroom head, flared slightly wider than the shaft. The man's face was out of the shot, naturally - identity unknown. The background was an outdoor setting - green bushes and trees and such.
"Why would you want to print out something like that?" Kevin demanded, almost in disbelief.
"Because the customer wants prints of the photos I took of him!" Alex shot back, still acting like there was a punch line coming.
Kevin paused, then asked "Someone paid you to take pictures of him naked?"
"Not exactly. I did it for free," Alex said, scrolling downward past the knees and to the feet.
"Wait - now I'm curious. Scroll up to the face. I wanna see who it is," said Kevin, leaning toward the screen to get a better look.
"If you insist, man," Alex sighed, scrolling up slowly.
"I gotta say, he's got a really big dick, whoever-..." Kevin started, but cut himself off upon seeing the face in the photo.
It was Alex, wearing the same funny smile in the photo as he was in reality at that moment.
"Fuck!" Kevin exclaimed, standing up straight and shaking his head.
"Look, man," Alex went on, with a slight chuckle, "I'm into nude photography! So I used myself as the subject - big deal!"
Kevin thought for a moment, then commented, "Well, maybe that's not so gay after all... I guess." He turned to walk away, then stopped and paused before turning back around and inquiring carefully, "Ok, I just gotta ask.... Did you, uh.... doctor that photo at all?"
Alex began explaining, "Of course. I had to shift the color temperature, I sharpened it then blurred it back, I turned up the brightness and the contrast, I was in the middle of cropping it when you came in."
"That's not what I meant." Kevin said flatly. "Did you make your dick bigger? I know things like that are easy to do with computers these days."
Alex burst out laughing. Then he scrolled the photo back to the crotch shot and looked carefully at his penis, as if he hadn't seen it a million times before. "What are you talking about? That's not all that big!"
"What are YOU talking about? That's HUGE!"
"How many dicks have you ever seen?" Alex blurted, turning around and facing Kevin with a curious grin and a wrinkled brow.
"I'm not the one that looks at dicks, Al." Kevin said in a low voice. "But it's bigger than mine. That's all I'm saying."
"Well,......" Alex started, but trailed off.....
"A LOT bigger," Kevin added.
Alex looked thoughtful for a moment, then snapped his fingers and, looking
Kevin squarely in the eyes, said "Let me take a picture of yours."
Kevin stood not speaking for a moment, then nodded. "Ok. But DON'T let anyone else see it... man, this is so gay," he grumbled, shaking his head and undoing his belt. "How do you want me to pose?"
"Just stand there," Alex said, reaching across his desk for his camera.
"Y'know what, take your shirt off, too."
Kevin's jeans were down but his briefs were still up. He stopped and looked at Alex. "Dude- can you keep my face out of this?"
"No problem."
Kevin pulled his shirt off and stood there, almost fully naked, still concealed in his briefs.
"Ok, now. You're skinny like me. That will work in your favor," Alex commented clinically.
"What are you talking about?" Kevin asked, confused.
"You'll see. C'mon - let's see it."
"Ok, here goes..."
Kevin took his briefs to his ankles and then stood there, waiting for Alex to comment.
"You're not as small as you think," Alex said, leaning forward in his chair to line up for a shot. "Turn to the side a little...." And he started clicking. "Did you ever see yourself in the mirror?"
"No, actually," Kevin "I see it every time I piss. What's the difference?"
Kevin was very obviously nervous - balls pulled up tight, penis shriveled. But as shriveled as it was, it seemed to have potential. The skin was bunched up with about a dozen folds along the shaft, indicating that it was used to stretching quite a bit. The shaft itself had an impressive thickness to it that had Alex wondering whatever made Kevin think he was small. He was circumcised, like Alex, and also like Alex, had a large mushroom head.
"Dude, you really need to relax," Alex said, standing up.
"Hey- I'm not used to doing shit like this!" Kevin exclaimed.
"Why don't you go take a shower, take some deep breaths, take it easy, and then we'll take some pictures," Alex suggested.
"Whatever," Kevin said, pulling his pants back up. "I didn't have anything planned for the evening. I think I'll have a shot and a beer while I'm at it."
"Good idea."
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Continued on next post....