The last few weeks i have posting with my dick. I simply take my cock out of my pants and hold it and press the keys like i would with my fingers. This for me anyway can only be done in non erect state. I in fact spent over an hour in conversation with a female member tonight replying to her pm's in this manner. Two observations. It feels good and i have found i am more awear of what i am posting. Word of caution: Sometimes it feels too good and can result in a broken keyboard or blurry monitor. Solution: Walmart! Has anyone else tried this? To the ladies. Do you type with your tits? To my gay friends have you ever had a mouse up your ass? Interested in hearing what goes on behind the keyboard. Am i the only one wearing nothing but a grin when i am on here?
Erect or soft Uncut, your schlong looks FAR too big to hit one key at a time. As far as clothing selection, I also prefer just a grin, as the rest just gets in the way around here.
YOu naughty boy! I had no idea Mr Snakey was so talented! LOL! Who ever knows what is happening behind the keyboard! LOL!
Thanks, uncut for giving us (guys) another way to communicate with our hard ons! I will try it next time I chat with a gay friend...:biggrin1:
I could probably type with my nipples but it would take way too much time and effort. The most I ever wear at the computer, especially late at night are panties and maybe a big t-shirt. I am partial to the 100% cotton mens GAP t-shirts in bright or pastel colors size XXL. They come down mid-thigh and are great for sleeping.
Even after special typing lessons, I can't seem to avoid pressing less than 4 keys at a time, so I gave up. http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/199/cat/500/ppuser/26
Like njqt466 said, I could probably type with my nipples, but it would be a huge inconvenience. That, and I'd have to play with them lots to keep them hard... and that would just turn me on. :tongue:
dare I ask with whom you were pming with? Though I'm sure I could type with my nip, it would take me forever, and knowing me, I'd smack my face on the laptop screen.
My point is about using our privates for other things. Ok Friday night our sink was clogged and i was tired of paying a plummer. Perfect example. Never mind roto Rooter it was Mr. snakey to the rescue.
Allright, Mr. Uncut... show me your stuff. My kitchen sink has been clogged for weeks! Get over here, on the double! Onan
