Posting with my dick......

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by Mr. Snakey, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. Mr. Snakey

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2006
    Messages:
    24,691
    Likes Received:
    36
    The last few weeks i have posting with my dick. I simply take my cock out of my pants and hold it and press the keys like i would with my fingers. This for me anyway can only be done in non erect state. I in fact spent over an hour in conversation with a female member tonight replying to her pm's in this manner. Two observations. It feels good and i have found i am more awear of what i am posting. Word of caution: Sometimes it feels too good and can result in a broken keyboard or blurry monitor. Solution: Walmart! Has anyone else tried this? To the ladies. Do you type with your tits? To my gay friends have you ever had a mouse up your ass? Interested in hearing what goes on behind the keyboard. Am i the only one wearing nothing but a grin when i am on here?
     
  2. Big Dreamer

    Big Dreamer New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2006
    Messages:
    945
    Likes Received:
    5
    Erect or soft Uncut, your schlong looks FAR too big to hit one key at a time. As far as clothing selection, I also prefer just a grin, as the rest just gets in the way around here.
     
  3. naughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 21, 2004
    Messages:
    12,833
    Likes Received:
    22
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    YOu naughty boy!

    I had no idea Mr Snakey was so talented! :eek: LOL! Who ever knows what is happening behind the keyboard! LOL!
     
  4. smoothrnb

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2006
    Messages:
    2,382
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    17
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Kansas
    Thanks, uncut for giving us (guys) another way to communicate with our hard ons! I will try it next time I chat with a gay friend...:biggrin1:
     
  5. B_Think_Kink

    B_Think_Kink New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2006
    Messages:
    10,738
    Likes Received:
    23
    Gender:
    Female
    Oh bother.. lol
     
  6. Principessa

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2006
    Messages:
    19,487
    Likes Received:
    55
    Gender:
    Female
    I could probably type with my nipples but it would take way too much time and effort.

    The most I ever wear at the computer, especially late at night are panties and maybe a big t-shirt. I am partial to the 100% cotton mens GAP t-shirts in bright or pastel colors size XXL. They come down mid-thigh and are great for sleeping.
     
  7. dreamer20

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2006
    Messages:
    4,474
    Likes Received:
    5
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Freeport (FP, BS)
    I see someone has been watching South Park waay too much.:wink:
     
  8. ericbear

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2002
    Messages:
    1,190
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    525
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Santa Ana (CA, US)
  9. DaveyR

    DaveyR Retired Moderator
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2006
    Messages:
    11,892
    Likes Received:
    14
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Northumberland
    I thought some of your posts seemed a little "cocked up" Uncut.
     
  10. invisibleman

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2005
    Messages:
    10,007
    Likes Received:
    106
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    North Carolina
    I have heard that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass this one time at band camp.
     
  11. chrisj428

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2004
    Messages:
    741
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    67
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Round Lake (IL, US)
    Verified:
    Photo
    Talk about someone being a "hunt and pecker"... :naughty:
     
  12. IntoxicatingToxin

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2006
    Messages:
    10,119
    Likes Received:
    162
    Like njqt466 said, I could probably type with my nipples, but it would be a huge inconvenience. That, and I'd have to play with them lots to keep them hard... and that would just turn me on. :tongue:
     
  13. B_Kshelby67

    B_Kshelby67 New Member

    Joined:
    May 4, 2007
    Messages:
    410
    Likes Received:
    0
    dare I ask with whom you were pming with? Though I'm sure I could type with my nip, it would take me forever, and knowing me, I'd smack my face on the laptop screen.
     
  14. Mr. Snakey

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2006
    Messages:
    24,691
    Likes Received:
    36
    My point is about using our privates for other things. Ok Friday night our sink was clogged and i was tired of paying a plummer. Perfect example. Never mind roto Rooter it was Mr. snakey to the rescue.:cool:
     
  15. jeff black

    jeff black <img border="0" src="/images/badges/gold_member.gi

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2006
    Messages:
    11,797
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    32
    Location:
    CANADA

    You are clearly joking.
     
  16. AdmiralBeefheart

    AdmiralBeefheart New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2005
    Messages:
    90
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Manhattan, New York
    UOIU ;l;kpiiopvvbe tryryyutpoinhg wqeitryh m,bnyu vxcvoicvkl!
     
  17. naughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 21, 2004
    Messages:
    12,833
    Likes Received:
    22
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Workin&#039; up a good pot of mad!

    LMAO! Trying it, are we?
     
  18. ActionBuddy

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2006
    Messages:
    7,804
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    8,693
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Seattle (WA, US)
    Allright, Mr. Uncut... show me your stuff. My kitchen sink has been clogged for weeks! Get over here, on the double!

    Onan
     
  19. agnslz

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2006
    Messages:
    4,770
    Likes Received:
    41
    I know a guy who once used his as a meat mallet on some chicken breasts.:eek::tongue:
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice