Posting with my dick......

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by Mr. Snakey, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. Mr. Snakey

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    The last few weeks i have posting with my dick. I simply take my cock out of my pants and hold it and press the keys like i would with my fingers. This for me anyway can only be done in non erect state. I in fact spent over an hour in conversation with a female member tonight replying to her pm's in this manner. Two observations. It feels good and i have found i am more awear of what i am posting. Word of caution: Sometimes it feels too good and can result in a broken keyboard or blurry monitor. Solution: Walmart! Has anyone else tried this? To the ladies. Do you type with your tits? To my gay friends have you ever had a mouse up your ass? Interested in hearing what goes on behind the keyboard. Am i the only one wearing nothing but a grin when i am on here?
     
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    Erect or soft Uncut, your schlong looks FAR too big to hit one key at a time. As far as clothing selection, I also prefer just a grin, as the rest just gets in the way around here.
     
  3. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    YOu naughty boy!

    I had no idea Mr Snakey was so talented! :eek: LOL! Who ever knows what is happening behind the keyboard! LOL!
     
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    Thanks, uncut for giving us (guys) another way to communicate with our hard ons! I will try it next time I chat with a gay friend...:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh bother.. lol
     
  6. Principessa

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    I could probably type with my nipples but it would take way too much time and effort.

    The most I ever wear at the computer, especially late at night are panties and maybe a big t-shirt. I am partial to the 100% cotton mens GAP t-shirts in bright or pastel colors size XXL. They come down mid-thigh and are great for sleeping.
     
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    I see someone has been watching South Park waay too much.:wink:
     
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    I thought some of your posts seemed a little "cocked up" Uncut.
     
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    I have heard that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass this one time at band camp.
     
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    Talk about someone being a "hunt and pecker"... :naughty:
     
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    Like njqt466 said, I could probably type with my nipples, but it would be a huge inconvenience. That, and I'd have to play with them lots to keep them hard... and that would just turn me on. :tongue:
     
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    dare I ask with whom you were pming with? Though I'm sure I could type with my nip, it would take me forever, and knowing me, I'd smack my face on the laptop screen.
     
  14. Mr. Snakey

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    My point is about using our privates for other things. Ok Friday night our sink was clogged and i was tired of paying a plummer. Perfect example. Never mind roto Rooter it was Mr. snakey to the rescue.:cool:
     
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    You are clearly joking.
     
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    UOIU ;l;kpiiopvvbe tryryyutpoinhg wqeitryh m,bnyu vxcvoicvkl!
     
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    Workin&#039; up a good pot of mad!

    LMAO! Trying it, are we?
     
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    Allright, Mr. Uncut... show me your stuff. My kitchen sink has been clogged for weeks! Get over here, on the double!

    Onan
     
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    I know a guy who once used his as a meat mallet on some chicken breasts.:eek::tongue:
     
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