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Putting Your Affairs In Order

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  1. nudeyorker

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    I got this in an e-mail today. It made me giggle.


    The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some
    bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The
    woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting
    room where her daughter had been waiting.

    "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
    celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I
    have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini."
    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
    were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some
    of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
    celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending
    end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast, gave the
    woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

    After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
    "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
    friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?"

    "Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
    after I'm gone."
    And THAT, my friends, is what is called, "Putting Your Affairs In
    Order."
     
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    That was great! I love it!
     
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    Now that is jealousy to the max.
     
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    Talk about not screwing up affairs.:biggrin:
     
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    I'm stealing that one.
     
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