question about down there

[funnybunny1]

hi,

when i get hemmorhoids (about an 1 inch exterior) a week before my period (that is usually when it happens) i don't want to have vaginal sex nor anal sex. if u were me, would you have vaginal sex? either case, what do you tell your partner?

 

[The Dragon]

Dude,

You're one fucked up unit.

 

[B_Craiggers]

Dude,

You're one fucked up unit.

He is indeed.

But should we consider ourselves thankful that he's at least asking new questions that aren't a retread of past fap-bait?

 

[very_hairy]

How have you not been banned yet?

 

[Fleur]

Lol @ "down there"...vagina...vagina...vagina.

Honestly, don't have sex if you're not comfortable, plain and simple. Sorry I didn't play into your hemorrhoid/period fantasy.

 

[The Dragon]

He must be a Republican judging by his aversion for the word "vagina".

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

You are one fetishy guy. What's next? Bubbles and balloons or squeezing a lemon in your eye at the pinnacle of orgasm?

 

[petite]

I'd say, "No." :nono:

You are one fetishy guy. What's next? Bubbles and balloons or squeezing a lemon in your eye at the pinnacle of orgasm?

:lmao:

That's hilarious.

 

[MickeyLee]

random girlie health note:
hemorrhoids could be caused by straining during a bowel movement from constipation. if constipation/hemorrhoids is a reoccurring symptom timed with your period i suggest making an appointment with your gyno ASAP.

constipation, bloating with your cycle has been associate with more serious conditions such as PCOD, endometriosis, endometrial cancer, uterine & ovarian cancer. a cranky/larger than usual uterus puts pressure on the intestines/colon... sometimes the first sign of a more complicated medical issue is constipation.

so. doctor. if you get a clear bill of health address your diet. more fiber.
don't have sex if you don't want to.
maybe get one of those donut butt pillows.

 

[1kmb1]

You are one fetishy guy. What's next? Bubbles and balloons or squeezing a lemon in your eye at the pinnacle of orgasm?

heh heh... yeah... who would uhh... who would be... into that... :theyareontome:

 

[B_Nick8]

Oh, god, I love girl on guy action.

 

[EllieP]

I will not be party to people using such vulgar language. "Down there," indeed.

 

[D_Dick_S_Lapp]

hi,

when i get hemmorhoids (about an 1 inch exterior) a week before my period (that is usually when it happens) i don't want to have vaginal sex nor anal sex. if u were me, would you have vaginal sex? either case, what do you tell your partner?

If i were you i probably wouldn't. Cause i'm kind of a dude. Based on where you live. An ass could be presented as a mangina but the places i've been just call it an ass. Or a poop shoot, buttocks or something to that effect. People also use that erm to degrade someone. Such as in. You're an ass. Or. You're an asshole. Some people take it a little further. As in. You shit eating scumbag piece of shit. All relating to the same body part.

Also i wouldn't tell my partner anything. As they don't exist. I'm pretty sure it would be difficult to talk to an imaginary person. Well not unless you had some issues.

(On a side note: if there is anyone out there that imagines people are there when they are in fact not. Please seek professional help. It might be a sign that you have some issues that need attending to.)

Hope it all works out for ya :biggrin1:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

If you don't want to have sex, tell your partner that you don't want to have sex.

At the end of the day, though, a doctor should be seen. Regardless of anything else.

 

[MickeyLee]

no more bannings related to this thread, please :smile:

 

[D_Dick_S_Lapp]

no more bannings related to this thread, please :smile:

I don't think anyone else will get banned. I mean most are here to help.

(On a side note to the OP. I would recommend you stop measuring your many bodily ailments and go see a doctor. The more you obsess about something the more it makes you who you are. For instance if you were to obsess over lets say porn. Sooner or later you won't be able to enjoy it anymore. Which would lead to an unhealthy search for stimulation. Stimulation that will only get worse the more you indulge in it. Sooner or later you'll end up in bed with a toyota exhaust pipe, llama and a slightly singed asshole. Or...worse. So for your own sake and those who might be effected by the things you do please put some forethought into your actions.)

 

[Drifterwood]

either case, what do you tell your partner?

Just showing him should do the trick.