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well if nothing else is available and not going to be any time soon your best shot is try with a showerhead but that wont do it.... sorry man!
 

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Literally, the quick and dirty method: Your fingers and the toilet.

Some lube will make access easier and some disposable gloves will make it less messy. No time to be squeamish. You are basically using your fingers (fingering yourself) to clean out your colon, as well as, and as deep as you can. After you have done what you can, a shower will freshen you up. This is where a hand held shower nozzle comes in really handy. Your fingers are still the primary tool in this process.

It will help if you understand, if you are regular or not, and then how long after you eat, your bowels move. You'll want to have eaten much earlier in the day. If you can time your encounter so that it happens hours after your last movement, and about a half hour after your self cleaning, you have a good chance to have a clean and safe time of it.

However, there are always variables: nerves; penis size; length of event; number of rounds. Nothing is ever perfect. This is one of those times when "shit happens" is as true as it gets (pun intended). Condoms (with lots of lube), obviously, can minimize any unwanted mishaps (as well as helping prevent STD exposure).

Good luck, I hope it all works out for you (pun intended, LOL!).
 
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Wanna go all night like a porn star? (1) Have a big cup of coffee. (2) Have a bowel movement. (3) Douche with an enema 3-5 times until it runs clear. I jump up and down once the water is inside. (4) After douching, wait a few minutes before jumping in the shower because you may have to hop back on the toilet to eliminate some leakage. (5) Shower and slip some fingers up there with soapy water. (6) Moisturize your hole. (7) Take an imodium (anti-diarrheal). (8) Fuck like a pornstar.

Obviously I don't do this every time, but if you plan on going at it and at it and at it and want it as clean as a whistle, this is what I do. Otherwise, it's just cup of coffee, couple of douches, and then washing with soap and water.
 

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Wanna go all night like a porn star? (1) Have a big cup of coffee. (2) Have a bowel movement. (3) Douche with an enema 3-5 times until it runs clear. I jump up and down once the water is inside. (4) After douching, wait a few minutes before jumping in the shower because you may have to hop back on the toilet to eliminate some leakage. (5) Shower and slip some fingers up there with soapy water. (6) Moisturize your hole. (7) Take an imodium (anti-diarrheal). (8) Fuck like a pornstar.


I second that whole statement....I'll just add that if you're not a coffee drinker, try a caffeine pill instead.
 
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Wanna go all night like a porn star? (1) Have a big cup of coffee. (2) Have a bowel movement. (3) Douche with an enema 3-5 times until it runs clear. I jump up and down once the water is inside. (4) After douching, wait a few minutes before jumping in the shower because you may have to hop back on the toilet to eliminate some leakage. (5) Shower and slip some fingers up there with soapy water. (6) Moisturize your hole. (7) Take an imodium (anti-diarrheal). (8) Fuck like a pornstar.

Obviously I don't do this every time, but if you plan on going at it and at it and at it and want it as clean as a whistle, this is what I do. Otherwise, it's just cup of coffee, couple of douches, and then washing with soap and water.

Number 7, never even considered that one before O_O good idea there sir.

In addition, I find that the titanmen anal douche is now my staple. I was using a water bag enema system prior to purchasing that bad boy and let me tell you it was best investment. I don't over fill with water by accident and there is no supprise leakage with it!. There are other companies that make similar products, I know colt makes a couple.
 

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The enema is the best. Low cost, easy to carry and goes in luggage discritely. You can always get to a private bathroom with a sink so you have all you need. Lub well and shower after.
 

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Wanna go all night like a porn star? (1) Have a big cup of coffee. (2) Have a bowel movement. (3) Douche with an enema 3-5 times until it runs clear. I jump up and down once the water is inside. (4) After douching, wait a few minutes before jumping in the shower because you may have to hop back on the toilet to eliminate some leakage. (5) Shower and slip some fingers up there with soapy water. (6) Moisturize your hole. (7) Take an imodium (anti-diarrheal). (8) Fuck like a pornstar.

Obviously I don't do this every time, but if you plan on going at it and at it and at it and want it as clean as a whistle, this is what I do. Otherwise, it's just cup of coffee, couple of douches, and then washing with soap and water.


OK....couple of questions: 1) should you use distilled water instead of faucet water for douching; and 2) (refer to #6 above) you mentioned moisturize your hole.....moisturize with what....shouldn't it already be moist after all the douching and washing? Just askin'.........
 

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If you happen to have a shower with a shower head connected to a hose, you have a built-in douche. Remove the shower head and rubber washer from the hose. Turn the water on gently and make sure the water is no more than lukewarm. Put the hose end up to your hole and relax. The water should enter in easily. Take just a bit in to start. I find that doing a few squats at this time helps things along. Step out of the shower and use the toilet. Repeat a few times until things come out clear. Don't put in too much water or it may leak out later.

Even if you're in college, you can buy an enema. In the US, you can walk into any drug store and buy an at-home Fleet enama. It comes in a disposable (yet re-usable) bottle with a long applicator nozzle. You won't die of embarrassment when buying one, I assure you. They also make small bulb enamas that work in the same way that you can find at healthcare supply stores if you want something more discreet than an full-sized enama bag.

The 7 recommendations above were spot-on and great advice. A couple more things to consider. Sorry to be graphic. Sometimes even with douching, it clears out the lower GI, but then triggers more to move along the digestive tract once fucking for a long time. You can go back for another round of cleaning, but it can be a buzz-kill when you're midstream getting it on. Sometimes, a clean fuck just isn't meant to be. Whether that freaks you out depends on you and the top. Don't let it bother you if you have an accident as it comes with the territory. If the top gives you a hard time, he's a selfish jerk. I'm mostly a top, but bottoming has given me a real appreciation and consideration. Lastly, sponatenous fucking is always hotter, but it can be a challenge if you don't have time or facilities to prepare. That's the trade-off when fucking.

Most importantly, have fun and enjoy yourself!
 
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Go to the drug store and buy yourself a bulb enema bottle. ( One that you can refill) next use luke warm water and mild dish soap (palmolive pink classic works best) repeat often until clean. Lube up! and your off to happy land!
 

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Not sure what kind of Shower facilities you have. if it is a communal space your options might be limited. You can buy a couple forms of a (travel enema). One kind is the small, boxed type that has a little bottle. You can get that at a drug store. Another type, is water bottle with a long tip. You can find this type sometimes at online adult toy stores. the best option would be what they call a (shower shot) system. I fyou are able to remove the head of the shower you can attach a diverter and shower shot attachment to your shower. I would tend to agree with most of the steps outlines by, NYC Blueeyes. Make sure you give yourself time for the water to do its job, inside you. . then expel it. I wish you the best of luck.
 

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Go to the drug store and buy yourself a bulb enema bottle. ( One that you can refill) next use luke warm water and mild dish soap (palmolive pink classic works best) repeat often until clean. Lube up! and your off to happy land!

Never use soap! warm water ONLY! Dear lord! Also if you use an enema bottle, empty it of contents and wash and rinse thoroughly. The chemical in an enema is designed to stimulate a bowel movement which is great of you are constipated or as part of prep for a colonoscopy but not so much for anal sex. Last thing ya want is for it to keep moving things down the line and be having to excuse yerself during the act!
 
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My method is quite extensive, and takes me two hours to be completely cleaned out.( I use only one enema bottle for the procedure) Not only do I clean my anal cavity, but try and get as much water into my colon. It's long an involved. I can email exactly what I do, to be completely clean, to anyone who wants to know.
 
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I agree with all the comments above. As a total bottom, I like to be as clean as possible because when I clean for me "it becomes manpussy". As such, I hate mistakes. My biggest problem is getting all the water out. I find that waiting after cleaning happens. I usually finger myself to get the water out and stimulate my prostate prior to playing. As stated, this can cause the upper GI tract to release scat. At this point, a small washing helps.

For me, I always find it hard to know what to do when going on a date. Since, we are eating and may have alcholo. It makes discussion making hard. If, I clean before the date I can irritate the colon. If, I clean before the date when I have to worry about come back later. It can also making cleaning later messy.

Overall, as a total bottom, whenever I go to the restroom. I check. If, I need to reclean I do. Also, cleaning after every natural bowl movement helps. Increase your fiber intake. Take vitamins, etc that increase being regular. Know your top, how is like to fuck, how much does he need to be milked, size, stroke depth, etc. This allows you to relax and reduce mistakes.
 

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Never use soap! warm water ONLY! Dear lord! Also if you use an enema bottle, empty it of contents and wash and rinse thoroughly. The chemical in an enema is designed to stimulate a bowel movement which is great of you are constipated or as part of prep for a colonoscopy but not so much for anal sex. Last thing ya want is for it to keep moving things down the line and be having to excuse yerself during the act!

Definitely don't use soap, but there are other enemas that are safe and effective. Warm (NOT hot) coffee enemas from the cheap crappy jar coffee are pretty effective as caffeine stimulates your intestine. Follow up with warm water rinses after the coffee one, of course.
 

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An ear cleansing bulb is a non-enema product, but still works. Less embarrassment on purchasing.
 

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I'd love to get some more input from others as well. I haven't bottomed before but I finally found the right guy to try it with. I've practiced with aneros and dildos, and the problem isn't pain or getting it up, but rather how to be completely clean... or clean enough.

Douching is not always an option, and of the times I've tried it... it usually ends up being messier anyway.