Questions Only

If more became less, then less would then become more wouldn't it?
 
Yes thats all well and good, but why are you trying to sell me that particular lobster...answer me that?
 
Why wasnt i told, that the Sale ended last week? Now ill have to pay full price for that Faberge Egg Dildo replica.....ok who is volunteering their credit card?
 
Just why is it that tuna macaroni salad always seems to use those elbow macaronis and not some other shape of pasta?