Random thoughts II

[jeff black]

Sadly, the only paneer currently available is located in a small dish balanced on my naked body, atwain nipples and belly-button.

Oh well, I can't see that being a problem, Alex8... I mean, I can just move the paneer off your stomach and begin my feast on any meat you are willing to share.:tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

Oh well, I can't see that being a problem, Alex8... I mean, I can just move the paneer off your stomach and begin my feast on any meat you are willing to share.:tongue:

There are a couple of local German delicacies that might be of interest to you... I'm just checking the size of the portions we have available.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

There are a couple of local German delicacies that might be of interest to you... I'm just checking the size of the portions we have available.

But don't you supersize everything, Heinz?

 

[jeff black]

There are a couple of local German delicacies that might be of interest to you... I'm just checking the size of the portions we have available.

Sounds nice. I do love portion control...

Although, there is one thing I can never get enough of... Oh Alex, the things I could do with your penis. Hours of various sexual activities, involving pretty much any kink we could find that turned us on.... You've got a great schlong to work with.

 

[D_alex8]

But don't you supersize everything, Heinz?

Only if the customer requests it. But sometimes Jeff B's eyes are bigger than his belly.

Well, I say 'belly'.... :wink:

 

[jeff black]

Only if the customer requests it. But sometimes Jeff B's eyes are bigger than his belly.

Yes, it is true.. I am a greedy man at times... but can you blame me?:tongue:
Trust me, sir... I can easily take your portion with gusto, and still beg for seconds.

 

[D_alex8]

I can easily take your portion with gusto.

I just spoke with the chef, and apparently we're all outta gusto right now.

Would flavored lube suit you instead? We have a choice of 57 flavors.

 

[jeff black]

I just spoke with the chef, and apparently we're all outta gusto right now.

Would flavored lube suit you instead? We have a choice of 57 flavors.

I am feeling like "Cherry" at the moment. :smile:

However, I will also take German flavoured if you happen to have any.

 

[D_alex8]

I am feeling like "Cherry" at the moment. :smile:

However, I will also take German flavoured if you happen to have any.

Oh, we even have a lube named "German sour cherry surprise", which may be very much to your liking.

How much of the flavor you will get to experience by having it rubbed gently into your ass is, of course, another matter entirely... :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

Oh, we even have a lube named "German sour cherry surprise", which may be very much to your liking.

It sounds delightful.

How much of the flavor you will get to experience by having it rubbed gently into your ass is, of course, another matter entirely... :tongue:

I have always found that lube tastes funny anyways. Perhaps, I could just take your word for it. I am sure you will hear my approval, as I cry out in pleasure with the initial thrust, followed by gutteral moanings of lust as you continue to work your way into my ass.

Obviously, we can eat the paneer after.:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

I have always found that lube tastes funny anyways. Perhaps, I could just take your word for it.

Or you could just lick some of it off my balls to get an idea of the flavor.

Obviously, we can eat the paneer after.:biggrin1:

Well, what the hell else were we gonna do? Talk? Have more sex? Nope, so obviously the paneer will be ideal.

 

[jeff black]

Or you could just lick some of it off my balls to get an idea of the flavor.

Very true, though, I was taught not to waste things.. perhaps we can use that lube on my condom when I penetrate your ass?

Well, what the hell else were we gonna do? Talk? Have more sex? Nope, so obviously the paneer will be ideal.

Well, I meant AFTER the 12 rounds of sex. You can't tell me you won't be hungry. WE can talk during sex... though, I would assume it will be words of lusting and breathly laughter.:smile:

 

[D_alex8]

... perhaps we can use that lube on my condom when I penetrate your ass?

Certainly a better idea that trying to use paneer to that end.

WE can talk during sex... though, I would assume it will be words of lusting and breathly laughter.:smile:

Have you ever known me manage anything other than a weird combo of heavy breathing at giggling during sex? :wink: :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

Certainly a better idea that trying to use paneer to that end.

QFT

Have you ever known me manage anything other than a weird combo of heavy breathing at giggling during sex? :wink: :tongue:

No, and that is why I am crazy about you.:smile:

 

[D_alex8]

No, and that is why I am crazy about you.:smile:

Typo-spotting ass-bandit.

 

[jeff black]

Rumour has it, they have found a rock that has the exact same chemical/mineral properties as kryptonite.

*feels weak in the knees*

 

[chicagosam]

*feels weak in the knees*

Are you sure Alex isn't present?

 

[jeff black]

Are you sure Alex isn't present?

The man is my RED Kryptonite.

 

[chicagosam]

The man is my RED Kryptonite.

I think you did say your knees were weak. I am assuming you were kneeling to take care of his huge red throbbing kryptonite.:biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

I am distressed at the copious quantity of bigoted misogynistic trolls in chat and on the threads lately. This used to be such a nice fun place.

Normally, I take great joy in fighting these bastards both online and in person. Not now . . . right now, I am just too tired. Let somebody else fight the good fight for awhile.

Later peeps,

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