Random thoughts

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

In my family we have cancer, heart disease, mental illness, stroke/hypertension and alzheimer's. I won the jackpot and also got diabetes and nobody else has it.

Be as mean as you want to me.
<--- Doesn't remember ever NOT being nice to Rubi.

As mean as I want ... okay. I'll think about that.
And yes, you've always been nice to Rubi, who's just being a jerk. (You should know that by now.)
My family health jackpot includes heart disease (big time), stroke (both parents), and maybe mental illness (me, mostly ... depressive tendencies).
As far as the physical stuff goes, I'm only experiencing some elevated blood pressure.
Story of the moral: Good eating, weight maintenance, and aerobic exercise are good for Rubi ... who's going to stop talking about them and actually do them.
When? Monday morning, my man.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

As mean as I want ... okay. I'll think about that.
And yes, you've always been nice to Rubi, who's just being a jerk. (You should know that by now.)
My family health jackpot includes heart disease (big time), stroke (both parents), and maybe mental illness (me, mostly ... depressive tendencies).
As far as the physical stuff goes, I'm only experiencing some elevated blood pressure.
Story of the moral: Good eating, weight maintenance, and aerobic exercise are good for Rubi ... who's going to stop talking about them and actually do them.
When? Monday morning, my man.

Rubi Mondays menu:

Eat (less), drink (less) and be merry, for tomorrow...

We'd like you to stick around for a long time, Rubi.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Rubi Mondays menu:
Eat (less), drink (less) and be merry, for tomorrow...
We'd like you to stick around for a long time, Rubi.

Them is good suggestions, John.
And if I dance (a lot) to be merry, I will have the third leg of the prescription.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Macadamias can cause fat men to have erections

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I am suddenly captive of a wish to buy some macadamias.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Them is good suggestions, John.
And if I dance (a lot) to be merry, I will have the third leg of the prescription.

Your third leg dances, too? You're a veritable Thomas Jefferson of multitudinous accomplishments.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

As mean as I want ... okay. I'll think about that.
And yes, you've always been nice to Rubi, who's just being a jerk. (You should know that by now.)

Yeah, sometimes you can be a real cunt.

 

[jeff black]

Yeah, sometimes you can be a real cunt.

AWWWW, Sorcerer called you a cunt. He doesn't call just ANYONE a cunt, Rubi.... You should feel very priveleged. Best he has called me, is a whore.

Oh yah, random thoughts....

I hate that Halloween candy is on sale. I am very weak when it comes to sales.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Yeah, sometimes you can be a real cunt.

AWWWW, Sorcerer called you a cunt. He doesn't call just ANYONE a cunt, Rubi.... You should feel very priveleged. Best he has called me, is a whore.

In his pantheon, 'whore' is the real ass-licking, Grade A compliment.
'Cunt' may be high on the list ... I'm going to assume so.
Who knows? If I keep serving him, I, too, may one day rise to whoredom.:biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

In his pantheon, 'whore' is the real ass-licking, Grade A compliment.
'Cunt' may be high on the list ... I'm going to assume so.
Who knows? If I keep serving him, I, too, may one day rise to whoredom.:biggrin1:

I still hate candy

 

[Lex]

AWWWW, Sorcerer called you a cunt. He doesn't call just ANYONE a cunt, Rubi.... You should feel very priveleged. Best he has called me, is a whore.

...

Well, if the cock fits...


Random: I SO do not feel like cutting my grass today.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Changed my signature, and posting style a little bit.

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[jeff black]

Changed my signature, and posting style a little bit.

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Yea, Bryan!!!

I have never been a fan of PUSSYcats, and yet, a PUSSYcat has found its way onto my lap, I can't say I hate stroking that PUSSYcat

 

[MidusCo.]

Todays the day I bomb, or todays the day I succeed. Which one will my brain let me be?.

 

[BlackCock85]

Where's my mommy? I'm hungry :frown1:

 

[MidusCo.]

Where's my mommy? I'm hungry :frown1:

rofl Nice.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'm trying to decide whether I'm losing inhibition or becoming a prick.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I'm trying to decide whether I'm losing inhibition or becoming a prick.

The former, maybe; the latter, never.

 

[BlackCock85]

I think I'm going to starve to death today..........

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

The former, maybe; the latter, never.

Maybe I'm making little tiny forays, John, into prickdom ... just to make sure there's really landscape there. Maybe.