Random thoughts

My cousin's trailer is haunted by a ghost with big hair and dangling earrings and she calls everybody "honey." But that's not the problem.

The horrifying thing is that she pops her gum.
 
MadameZora: How can I get strangers to stop sending me PMs?
Albot: How can you get to the channel endlessly.
MadameZora :no, I need more help
Albot: No i need help.
MadameZora: this isn't about YOU asshole
Albot: Gudrow: isn't it about a jew and a 30mm autocannon there's still no closer to youth. They were killed and thousands were wounded in the asshole.

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LOL!
Who's on first?
What's on second?
 
I figured I would contribute one of my random thoughts from today.

"My inner diva is a large black woman - an Aretha Franklin archetype"

I'm a white boy from the south, so this was a rather humorous realization. I made this discovery after hours of deep introspection, while picking out a tune for my MySpace profile. That's just a little taste of the madness that is my mind.

By the way, I ended up with going with "My Friend" by Groove Armada, just because I couldn't find anything I liked by Celia Cruz or Aretha Franklin.

Thanks for reading. Hope you got a laugh.
 
Webster said:
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Groups you're not a part of...............
let's see.

Future Farmers of America
The Klan
The DAR
The NRA
Republicans
Soccer Moms
The Christian Coalition
The Teeny Pee Pee Club
The Angora Debs

See..."that is why you will be stuck in high school. That right there"