Random thoughts

[Webster]

Here he is at his sister's wedding.

(Notice it's coming out of both ends!)[/quote
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Oh.
jesus, Mr. Pecker.
Thanks a lot for that very unappetising display.
I'll never trust you again.

for a while..................:smile:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Can you picture Janet Reno fucking Hillary Clinton with a strap-on?

 

[Matthew]

Can you picture Janet Reno fucking Hillary Clinton with a strap-on?

I can but I refuse to.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

How did he know about the video?

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Can you picture Janet Reno fucking Hillary Clinton with a strap-on?

someone told me once at a party that janet was chelsea's real father. i almost hurled laughing when he said that.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Is it o.k. to post thoughts that aren't so random?

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Is it o.k. to post thoughts that aren't so random?

unrandom thought. you need a bigger speedo. or maybe not.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

unrandom thought. you need a bigger speedo. or maybe not.

It's the reason I joined this site. I needed advice on where and what to buy. you know, to accommodate for size.

 

[GoneA]

yea but i dont think i ever put that up there.

i remember seeing that quote on facebook.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

If I was thinking straight and not whacked out from all that work, I'd have let that cart intentionally slam into that miserable motherfucker's li'l tonka toy truck.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Then again, being reported for calling that stupid bitch a dumb fucking idiot when she ripped open the bag of mulch to see and not bought it was worth it.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Why do some people say "in the ass" and others "up the ass?"

It depends upon whether you are lying face up or face down, or bent over, or standing up...

Alright, alright, back on topic... flammable is dangerous, inflammable is safe... right?

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

~Jack Handy

 

[Pecker]

How do the blind light the right end of a cigarette every time when I've set so many filters on fire?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

In old movies when they said "loose woman", were they talking about her vagina?

 

[Pecker]

It depends upon whether you are lying face up or face down, or bent over, or standing up...

Alright, alright, back on topic... flammable is dangerous, inflammable is safe... right?

flam·ma·ble adj. Easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly; inflammable.

inflammable adj. Easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly; flammable.

Does that mean that continent and incontinent mean the same thing, too?

 

[amhersthungboi]

This is my 100th post.

 

[RideRocket]

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

 

[B_RoysToy]

you didn't really "take" it. you left it.

Hummmm, the product of the leak is what I left. But, would it be better if I just shook the dew off my lilly?

 

[B_RoysToy]

This is my 100th post.

close . . . . officially the 101 post! (?)