Random thoughts

[jeff black]

I thought you promised me that you'd never publish any of our private correspondence on the boards? :biggrin1:

That isn't fair.. You said I couldn't post the serious ones.:tongue: You never said I couldn't post the ones about youhavign a fetish for ass' milk.:tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

You never said I couldn't post the ones about you having a fetish for ass' milk.:tongue:

If you've got the ass, I'll bring the milk.

 

[Hatched69]

You have received two Alex8 demerits: one for incorrect spelling, and one for rectal eructation.

My bad. Lack of sleep and a full moon are to blame..:tired:

:spank:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

If you've got the ass, I'll bring the milk.

So I get to bathe after all.
Yoohoo!

 

[jeff black]

So I get to bathe after all.
Yoohoo!

I dont' drink milk any more.. So,you are welcome to bathe.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I dont' drink milk any more.. So,you are welcome to bathe.

Oh, but I've been bathing for some time.
Perhaps, sir, I should have told you.

 

[jeff black]

Oh, but I've been bathing for some time.
Perhaps, sir, I should have told you.

IT's ok, Rubi... I know you like to be clean.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

IT's ok, Rubi... I know you like to be clean.

So did Janet Leigh and look where it got her.

 

[jeff black]

So did Janet Leigh and look where it got her.

Dying by Shower.... not so sexy.....

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Dying by Shower.... not so sexy.....

But didn't you like that sound when the knife went up and down?

 

[D_alex8]

Dying by Shower.... not so sexy.....

So let me get this straight... you're suggesting that Norman Bates was innocent, and that the shower did it?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Dying by Shower.... not so sexy.....

I liked her. Her boobs were very perkins.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

So let me get this straight... you're suggesting that Norman Bates was innocent, and that the shower did it?

Norman Bates was a grower, boob.

 

[jeff black]

So let me get this straight... you're suggesting that Norman Bates was innocent, and that the shower did it?

When was the last time you got ANYTHING, Straight???

She slipped and fell. When she fell, she spilled a bottle of tomato juice that she was drinking...hit her head, and died from excessive water in the lungs.:biggrin1:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

When was the last time you got ANYTHING, Straight???

She slipped and fell. When she fell, she spilled a bottle of tomato juice that she was drinking...hit her head, and died from excessive water in the lungs.:biggrin1:

Hitchcock was a twisted genius.

 

[jeff black]

Hitchcock was a twisted genius.

He sure was...

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

When was the last time you got ANYTHING, Straight???

She slipped and fell. When she fell, she spilled a bottle of tomato juice that she was drinking...hit her head, and died from excessive water in the lungs.:biggrin1:

And then she carped about it? Your story makes no sense.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Hitchcock was a twisted genius.

Ah, "The Trouble with Hairy"

 

[jeff black]

And then she carped about it? Your story makes no sense.

Well, a blow to the head, often confused people, causing disorientation. She was merely Screaming due to a lack of understanding of her present situation. The thrashing about is her attempting to regain her footing.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Well, a blow to the head, often confused people, causing disorientation. She was merely Screaming due to a lack of understanding of her present situation. The thrashing about is her attempting to regain her footing.

As a carp, she was trying to begill you.