Random thoughts

[D_Barbi_Queue]

dammit Pecker, I'm jealous. But I had seafood gumbo tonight so we'll call it a draw.

 

[jakeatolla]

Bomb the boats, feed the fish

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Mathew changed his avatar? NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You better think (think), think about all the things you're doing to me.

 

[Webster]

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[SurferGirlCA]

Why do I only find the pile of wet clothes I forgot about in the washing machine about half-an-hour before I had intended to wear them?

*strangely autobiographical*

Hmmm, possibly this is a sign of sleep deprivation.:wink:

 

[D_alex8]

Hmmm, possibly this is a sign of sleep deprivation.:wink:

Shhhhh! Don't give away all my secrets!

 

[davidjh7]

Shhhhh! Don't give away all my secrets!

Only way I can think you wouldn;t get any is if you didn't want any...

 

[D_alex8]

Only way I can think you wouldn;t get any is if you didn't want any...

And a very happy 250th post to you! :smile:

 

[davidjh7]

And a very happy 250th post to you! :smile:

You noticed! I'm touched ! (sniff)

 

[Pecker]

I think I'm snacking too much.

My penis is turning orange.

 

[davidjh7]

I think I'm snacking too much.

My penis is turning orange.

That's not your penis---you dropped a ripened zuccinni in your lap :smile:

 

[SpeedoGuy]

And now a selection of Haiku verses celebrating the lunch meat SPAM:

If you cut open
A SPAM can with a jigsaw
The blade will smell weird

A half-eaten slice.
Ants swarm the cold, greasy plate.
A suicide note.

Old man seeks doctor:
"I eat SPAM daily," he says
ANGIOPLASTY

Millions starve in Chad.
U.S. sends massive SPAM aid.
Millions starve in Chad.

The blue can is square
Why not a circular can?
Too much like dog food

 

[Pecker]

More Spamku:

In my dream, a room.
Four tin walls; rounded corners.
I wake up screaming.

 

[Webster]

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[D_Barbi_Queue]

I've just added my first person to my Ignore List. I think I'm going to love this feature. :smile:

 

[SurferGirlCA]

I've just added my first person to my Ignore List. I think I'm going to love this feature. :smile:

*snap* Me, too! I have to thank Dr. Rock for the heads-up on that feature, though.

 

[Lilybean]

I sure do love brainless television.

 

[Chuck64]

I sure do love brainless television.

So I'm not the only one watching golf this afternoon?

 

[GoneA]

So I'm not the only one watching golf this afternoon?

and every other program that comes on...

 

[Webster]

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