Redneck mating call:

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  1. B_Hickboy

    B_Hickboy New Member

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    Y'ALL. I'M DRUNK!!!

    If the bar wasn't within walking distance of home I wouldn't be. It's probably the stupidest thing I've done in a while, but I am pissed. And I have to go to work AND I have to go to the airport to pick up the love of my life. *giggle*

    It's going to be like this every night this week.
     
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    You're supposed to be saving yourself for tomorrow not getting yourself wasted!!!! :rolleyes:

    doh! :cool:
     
  3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    I thought the REDNECK mating call was, "Mom & dad gave us permission to wed!"
     
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    I thought that mating call was Dueling Banjos.

    I hope you sobered up some. You had a long night ahead of you.
     
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    I thought the mating call was, "Hi, I'm Starinvestor and I hate Obama!"
     
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    Oh, rumor has it that there was some parallel damage being self-inflicted in Dublin last night. We'll be nursing each other's hangovers this evening.

    At least the band picked up my bar tab. It would have been a shame to consume all that alcohol and then have to see evidence of it in my bank balance.
     
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    So MB has a hangover on a transatlantic flight?!!? :puke:

    You two are going to have a wonderful evening this evening! :rolleyes:

    :slap: :slap:
     
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    Hey, we're talking Gaels and Celts here. We come from good stock!
    :beerchug2:
     
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    LOL. Yeah, I guess maybe it is.:wink:

    BTW, I'm very familiar with upstate NY, and I've seen more than a few rednecks galloping around those parts...
     
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    Touché! However around these parts they stay isolated from the sane majority, usually out in Amish country.:wink:
     
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    :beerchug2:The true redneck mating call: :boobies2:'Y'all I'm sooooo drunk!" :hump::trink26: :beerchug2:
     
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    Nah, a real redneck mating call up here is, "The more beer I drink, the prettier you get!"
     
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