Renting A Prostitute

[swingfun]

Serious question. Of course this would be in ParhumpNV at the bunny ranch where its all perfectly legal. I cant explain it completely but i've had a "thing" for Air Force Amy for years. Whats not to like? Anyway i've discussed it with the wife and shes ok with it knowing that condoms are used and safer sex practiced. Herbonly problem (and mine) is potential cost. Anyone ever done this ? Ballpark price? This would be just your standard hour of cock in pussy sex. Nothing odd or outlandish. So is this a fantasy i should indulge in or are some things better left a fantasy?

 

[3063031]

The women who work at the Moonlite BunnyRanch negotiate and set their own prices based on what you want and the time they spend with you, but on average you can expect to spend between $200 and $600 per visit, or into the thousands, if you are super freaky.

 

[opinionman]

Serious question. Of course this would be in ParhumpNV at the bunny ranch where its all perfectly legal. I cant explain it completely but i've had a "thing" for Air Force Amy for years. Whats not to like? Anyway i've discussed it with the wife and shes ok with it knowing that condoms are used and safer sex practiced. Herbonly problem (and mine) is potential cost. Anyone ever done this ? Ballpark price? This would be just your standard hour of cock in pussy sex. Nothing odd or outlandish. So is this a fantasy i should indulge in or are some things better left a fantasy?

I laughed at this inadvertent typo. Her 'bone-ly" problem! : )

 

[swingfun]

Yep...a typo. When you have fat fingers it happens...

 

[stustu]

My guess is the fantasy is usually better than the reality.
I think the $200 to $600 would be better spent on a fucking fabulous weekend
out of town with your wife. (just my experience and opinion with my partner).
good luck

 

[TexanStar]

Serious question. Of course this would be in ParhumpNV at the bunny ranch where its all perfectly legal. I cant explain it completely but i've had a "thing" for Air Force Amy for years. Whats not to like? Anyway i've discussed it with the wife and shes ok with it knowing that condoms are used and safer sex practiced. Herbonly problem (and mine) is potential cost. Anyone ever done this ? Ballpark price? This would be just your standard hour of cock in pussy sex. Nothing odd or outlandish. So is this a fantasy i should indulge in or are some things better left a fantasy?

Why don't you just buy a uniform for your wife?

 

[swingfun]

Because she doesent look like air force amy..or if you prefere her real name Deanne. Besides my wife is brunette amy is blonde.

 

[stustu]

whatever. I think you missed everyone's point.

 

[opinionman]

Is "renting" really the right verb here? Does one "rent" a prostitute? In a way, I suppose, yet I never hear that phrase. "Hired a hooker," maybe?

 

[opinionman]

Is "renting" really the right verb here? Does one "rent" a prostitute? In a way, I suppose, yet I never hear that phrase. "Hired a hooker," maybe?

According to the animated parody "Archer," these are " call girls" if they're still alive, but if circumstances result in their demise, and you have to put them in the trunk of your car, they're just "hookers."
PLEASE DON'T WRITE ME A NASTY RESPONSE. THIS IS A *JOKE*-- OR AT LEAST A HUMOROUS REFERENCE TO A HUMOROUS PARODY CARTOON.