Responding to random private messages

[Tattooed Goddess]

This is the new technique of response when I get them

 

[MickeyLee]

You know some fool is gonna PM you after running this gibberish through an Enigma Machine.


Also.. subject matter... FUCKING EWWW!!!!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I was doing my best to try to sound like the chef from The Muppets

 

[Obelisk8]

I was doing my best to try to sound like the chef from The Muppets

You can have your responses translated automatically!
The Swedish chef Speak

 

[John Adams13]

Sooo... what did you think?

 

[LaFemme]

You know he jacked to your reply. Too sexy.

 

[286798]

You can have your responses translated automatically!
The Swedish chef Speak

Post of the day! I will use this all the time!!!!!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

While I was aiming for the Swedish Chef speak I think this is a bit more like Sim language

 

[thisguy805]

You know he jacked to your reply.

I may or may not have shed a tear from laughing so much.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Sim language

They speak Simlish. I'm not making that up.

 

[554279]

I was doing my best to try to sound like the chef from The Muppets

Think it reads "needs a little salt"; but you know Google Translate can be way off

 

[Ms. Sex]

I don't want to derail your thread, but have a look at this gem of a private message I received today:

"Hi there!


I'm a fun, sexy, smart man with a dominant streak. I'd love to chat more about what you like, and perhaps meet up.


I imagine to start we'd meet at a cafe. You'll see how handsome I am. I'll see how beautiful you are. You'll try to get us to leave while I banter about nothing just to increase the tension. I already told you that I planned to be the new fantasy you flashed back to. You catch a few glimpses of my hard cock bulging out of my pants at the table and think.. maybe I can be your new fantasy. Just as the thought crosses your mind, I lean across the table and whisper what I want to do to you. The breeze of my whisper gives you goose bumps and you become uncomfortably wet. You ask me if I could do that.


Of course I can. If you're good. And ask nicely. And maybe beg.


Send me your kik or kik me at REDACTED. You won't regret it."



~My personal translator simply output: Fuck off.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Actually if I heard those words for my husband I would melt on the spot but hearing it from a random stranger it just doesn't sound as cool. I also hate Donnelly Dom's that presume every woman is a submissive. I would consider myself more of it alpha female married to an alpha male who is just very quiet compared to me. He's a dominant but never goes around shedding It Off.

 

[Enid]

this makes me miss horse ebooks


i would SO love to use it on some of these dumbass messages

 

[Mule]

I was doing my best to try to sound like the chef from The Muppets

Hoodee bodee burrgh. Hurdee blurrdee burr deee booooorg. Poot de cheeken een de uh-ven. Booo dee doo...

 

[918177]

Hoodee bodee burrgh. Hurdee blurrdee burr deee booooorg. Poot de cheeken een de uh-ven. Booo dee doo...

Buk buk buk!

You slay me.
That was awesome!
Thank you for the great big belly laugh.

 

[englad]

They speak Simlish. I'm not making that up.

Simlish sounds remarkably similar to Hungarian.

 

[Henry445]

This is the new technique of response when I get them

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Lmao too good

 

[deleted1168963]

This is the new technique of response when I get them

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That’s hilarious! Thank you I needed to smile.

 

[deleted924715]

This is the new technique of response when I get them

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Was this an ongoing conversation or an introductory message..?