Rush Limbaugh- Heart Attack?

[thirteenbyseven]

Yesterday afternoon, Rush Limbaugh was quickly and hurriedly taken down the employees elevator of that wonderful upscale mid-century (though updated) hotel that used to be known as the the Kahala Hilton over on the other side of Diamond Head from Waikiki. He was either a) suffering an Urban Meyer-like panic attack b) indigestion or c) suffering all the symptoms consistent with a heart attack (I'm betting C.) Limbaugh was taken by ambulance to Queen's Medical Center in downtown Honolulu. This is factual and not a joke.

The reason I'm not posting a link to a news source is that the situation is very fluid at this time. The Honolulu TV stations have their field reporters standing outside the hospital in Hawaiian shirts with dichotomous names like Roger Takasugi and Gloria Watanabe providing updates. Limbaugh's company rep reported that he "is resting comfortably." Hmm, why can't someone for once have the courage to say, "Rush Limbaugh is about to undergo excruciatingly painful and invasive tests to determine the cause of his chest pains?"

Everyone, feel free to post updates and all manner of "gracious" comments about the on-going health of the conservative talk show host. :wink:

 

[midlifebear]

What if they crack his chest open only to find he really doesn't have a heart? Would they put one in?

 

[rob_just_rob]

What if they crack his chest open only to find he really doesn't have a heart? Would they put one in?

Damn it, you beat me to it.

Oh well, I did get the chance to make a similar comment offline.

 

[Adam875]

How interesting to have news of my old friend Rush. On my visits to the US I have never failed to tune in to his enlightened view of the world, his dumping of shit on us European 'liberals' (close cousins of Soviet communists) and to be thoroughly entertained and stimulated thereby. I am thus grieved to hear that he is somewhat incommoded, wish him a speedy recovery and a return to the bizarrely biased world he has made his own.

 

[nudeyorker]

If he had the foresight to stay at the Halekulani this would not have happened. My money is on indigestion.

 

[naughty]

This lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "serious as a heart attack"...

 

[unabear09]

well I'm disappointed.....I was hoping someone would say that the fat fucker died....a man can dream can't he?

 

[dabigdikdangler]

As soon as heard I thought "GOOD! I hope that bastard dies!" then I felt a little guilty about it, but I got over it. :smile:

 

[salthebb]

What happens if they open him up and find a miniature Ronald Reagan inside. After all any person who thought ketchup was a vegetable would have the same IQ as Rush Limboo and would fit well together. Can't say I wish him dead, never would wish that on anyone, but still, he is such a fraud. Why isn't anyone remembering how he is a convicted drug abuser and how that undoubtedly affected his health.

 

[Rikter8]

Nah, Nobody that evil dies easily.

Even if he did have a Fish Fry Johnnie, we wouldn't know it.
Just like "resting peacefully" How does one Rest peacefully when theyre being poked and prodded, and put on a stress test. Fake wankers.

 

[Rikter8]

Although.... we could have a group of Drag queens and gay men bombard his room, sing and dance to "I will survive" to up his spirits....

 

[CUBE]

Yeah, I wish I could give him a big surprise. Or at the very least bring him a donut tripple layer hamburger with 5 pounds of fries . He really needs to move on to hell now.

 

[dreamer20]

The reason I'm not posting a link to a news source is that the situation is very fluid at this time...

A likely story.:nono:

You're not posting the link because you don't want me to be distracted by Tim Sakahara:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4mLhIGtvYQ


http://media.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/ticket/archives/tim_sakahara_koco.jpg

 

[BIGBULL29]

Come on, everyone, we may not certain people and their despicable points of view, but we never wish that they die. Love your enemies.:smile:

 

[EboniGoddess]

I think more people would rejoice over his death than would mourn

 

[D_Rod Staffinbone]

Yeah, I wish I could give him a big surprise. Or at the very least bring him a donut tripple layer hamburger with 5 pounds of fries . He really needs to move on to hell now.

someone should send a few gallons of ice cream, a peanut butter pie, chocolate cake, a couple of bottles of Jack Daniels, as well as a few bottles of his favorite prescription drugs to his room PRONTO! rush needs a party to ring in the new year!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The way he talks, I didn't think it was possible for him to get a panic attack.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

He'll be in my prayers, along with Teddy Kennedy.

 

[Onslow]

I hope he pulls throuhg and can gain back some of those lost pounds he puuked out during the Clintonian years. Much sexier when he was heavier.

As an aside to all the mean spirited neggies here I am pretty sure nine out of 13 of you would gladly plug his ass if he bent doown in front of you.


Where would you be without him? His take on things gives you the chance to stamp around and show his ignorance. It's liike a day without peanut butter and burgers if he wassn't arount.

 

[B_VinylBoy]

As an aside to all the mean spirited neggies here I am pretty sure nine out of 13 of you would gladly plug his ass if he bent doown in front of you.

Yeeks!

Where would you be without him? His take on things gives you the chance to stamp around and show his ignorance. It's liike a day without peanut butter and burgers if he wassn't arount.

Don't worry... there's plenty others willing to take the reigns once Limbaugh steps aside.