Sad year.

LOL, I wouldn't worry about it. I've only fucked about 3 times since I was 29, lmao.
 
Wahhhh poor you, only having sex three times in a year.

In the last few years I've had more than a dozen friends and family die. Get over yourself.
 
Some people don't even have enough food to survive, medicine to treat easily treated disease or a roof over their head. Count your blessings bro.