Scrabble

[unzipped]

the head was bright as NEON

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

and as bright as the sun at noon

 

[beretta8]

good time for some poon-tang

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

or at least some good porn

 

[203602]

good porn? i dunno, i'm TORN

 

[aegis100]

Guess I'll just rub my horn.

 

[203602]

oh, not since i was BORN..

 

[crescendo69]

Was that a burn?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Is it my TURN yet?

 

[aegis100]

but I'm so torn.

 

[nudeyorker]

Have you felt torn, since you were BORN?

 

[snobbes]

only when I'm trapped in the barn

 

[Catchoftheday]

only when I'm trapped in the barn

Torn? If I get trapped in a barn I would just BARK

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Torn? If I get trapped in a barn I would just BARK

That would be a LARK

 

[prepstudinsc]

That would be a LARK

No, larks are found at the PARK

 

[nudeyorker]

Does anyone still PERK coffee anymore?

 

[unzipped]

Not as much as we like to JERK it..

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

If you need some regular lubrication, you might want to hook up a zerk fitting.

 

[aegis100]

Zero times have I used zerk in a conversation.

 

[unzipped]

but I use HERO a lot...