Screwed On a Barstool

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  1. SpeedoMike

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    Nov 19, 2007
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    San Francisco Bay Area
    Sam was sitting in the dimly lit bar and noticed a young guy checking him out. He smiled and the dude came across the room and sat down next to him. Sam ordered a couple of beers.

    Things progressed quickly. Sam soon felt a hand gently fondling his crotch, much to his pleasure. The guy whispered in his ear that he wanted to feel the goods, and slowly undid Sam's zipper.

    Sam was instantly hard; overwhelmed by the sensations as his dick slipped eagerly from his pants into the open air. He gasped as five fingers slowly enveloped his nuts, massaging them to ecstasy...

    Suddenly he felt major pain where it hurts. "Now quietly hand me your wallet!" :sgrin:
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