A Greek and an Italian were arguing who had the greatest cultural history. The Greek said "we built the Acropolis." "Ah," said the Italian "but we built the Colosseum." "We introduced mathematical thought" said the Greek. "We established systems of government that still exist today and established the Roman Empire" was the response. "Well," said the Greek, "we pioneered the concept of sex for pleasure." "True enough," said the Italian. "But we introduced it to women"