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Last night I got into the dog house with my significant other (SO), again, over a reality series woman. O.K., not just any woman but Amber Brkich of Survivor and now Amazing Race, a woman I put into the uberbabe catagory; a woman as hot as Anna Nicole Smith is revolting. I can't help it. :evilgrin: For those from Namibia or Siberia reading this- trust me, her smile could melt the Ross Ice Shelf in Antarctica.
Anyway, I was sitting in my lounge chair last night clad in my loose boxers while SO was on the couch reading a magazine when the show Amazing Race started. In a true automatic Povlovian response, the second I saw Amber Brkich's smiling face on the screen my penis noticed as well. Moments later, as I rose from my chair to venture into the kitchen in search of a glass of Beringer Merlot, my partially inflated penis, now hanging well out of my boxers, made a loud "Thwack" sound against my left leg passing dear sweet SO. SO looked at the TV, shot a look at "it", and said "have fun knocking yourself out" as she darted into our bedroom.
This is not the first time a subconsious automatic lengthening has brought on a comment like this. After nearly a year she is anesthetized enough with my 13" penis in all its conditions to assume a slightly annoyed (or pissed-off) attitude with it when its owner (me) doesn't please her. I recall once getting out of a warm shower and flopping past her after a little tiff- "Can't you strap that Goddamn thing to your leg?" Not exactly the voice of romance. My typical response, "Wadda I do?"
So ladies, question. Do you feign indifference/boredom/annoyance to your lover's penis at times in order to bring him in line? Do you assume a "ho-hum, seen one you've seen them all attitude" to bring his ego into check? Interesting question waiting for a female opinion.
Anyway, I was sitting in my lounge chair last night clad in my loose boxers while SO was on the couch reading a magazine when the show Amazing Race started. In a true automatic Povlovian response, the second I saw Amber Brkich's smiling face on the screen my penis noticed as well. Moments later, as I rose from my chair to venture into the kitchen in search of a glass of Beringer Merlot, my partially inflated penis, now hanging well out of my boxers, made a loud "Thwack" sound against my left leg passing dear sweet SO. SO looked at the TV, shot a look at "it", and said "have fun knocking yourself out" as she darted into our bedroom.
This is not the first time a subconsious automatic lengthening has brought on a comment like this. After nearly a year she is anesthetized enough with my 13" penis in all its conditions to assume a slightly annoyed (or pissed-off) attitude with it when its owner (me) doesn't please her. I recall once getting out of a warm shower and flopping past her after a little tiff- "Can't you strap that Goddamn thing to your leg?" Not exactly the voice of romance. My typical response, "Wadda I do?"
So ladies, question. Do you feign indifference/boredom/annoyance to your lover's penis at times in order to bring him in line? Do you assume a "ho-hum, seen one you've seen them all attitude" to bring his ego into check? Interesting question waiting for a female opinion.