Showing it off at the mens room urinals?

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You are hardly alone. I find bathrooms nasty and the last place I think about sex.

Saunas, on the other hand....
I would think a sauna would have more germs and a variety more than a toilet . Saunas are a breeding ground with all that hot wet heat not to mention people who discard the towel and sit directly on the surface . I'm not saying urinals aren't full of germs but you have minimal contact with them .
 
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man how big does that thing get when erect?

Hard to know exactly.

Actually, thanks to a new invention I saw on the news last night, this has become easy! They have a stick that has marks spaced equal distances apart. The theory is that the stick is placed next to whatever needs to be measured and the number of marks tells the user the length! It really is quite amazing. It was one of those "why didn't I think of that?" moments. I hope this technology catches on.
 
I was in a strip joint with some buds. I was the designated driver so I was drinking coke. The stage had a cat walk protruding from the main stage. We were sitting all around the very end of the cat walk. There was another couple guys a few chairs down from me. I got horny and was checking this guy out. In fact, it was kind of a turn on that all the guys there were horned up. So I was checking him out and I thought - when he goes to the bathroom to take a leak - I will follow. (by the way - this place was a typical strip place - kind of a dump). So was pounding coca-cola and I had to piss really bad. I kept waiting for him to go as he was drinking beer. He never went! So - I couldn't hold it anymore. I had to go. I went into the bathroom and took it out, let the piss go and man did it feel good. I look up and the dude I was checking out came in after me and was standing next to me. Not sure if it was that he just finally went to the bathroom or that he was waiting for ME to go. Regardless - I wasn't drunk, I let my dick be seen, he checked it out. He didn't show is but he looked at mine.
Your pics are screaming hot!
 
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As a man of color I don't even need to show it off, guys already act suspect around me when they get pass the door. Sometimes I get the urge to play with it till it gets hard just to see the look on their face but I never go through with it. Feels good to deny someone something they won't readily admit that they want.
I know the feeling
 
I don't have an advice but I do wish more people would show them off because I would love to peek a look. I always try to but it becomes hard when people have their cock so damn close to the urinal. So men stand back because I want to see.
you sound like me
 
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Saturday, I went with some buds to a brewery open house. There were tons of people there in the beer garden - 20 minute wait in line to fill your cup. Naturally, what goes in has to come out.

When you went into the mens room sinks were on the wall to the left and stalls (without doors) on the wall to the right. Down the center was a small wall with an open trench pisser on both sides able to hold about 6 guys on each side

Of course, the line for the womens room went on forever. They complained whenever a guy went in the mens and came back out in just a minute. So, they decided to come in an use the mens stalls. They got an eyeful of cock the minute they opened the door and again when they went to the sinks to wash their hands. Since there weren't doors on the stalls, a girls friend held up a coat, newspaper, and such to try to give the gal a bit of privacy in the stall. With all of that going on, there were about twice as many gals in the room as guys and the stream of both kept coming in.

During the day, I had to piss three times. Each time the situation was the same. Now here's the interesting part. All of the guys took longer to piss than normal, One guy next to me said, "Better fluff up, my girlfriend is going to walk by." I'd never seen more guys fluffing at the pisser than that day. And guys lingered hoping to get a glimpse into one of the stalls.

I'm sure the girls enjoyed the view. Many would stop where they could see while they waited for a stall or a sink. I know I enjoyed seeing the cocks, too.
 
Long post, but 100% true story:

At happy hour with coworkers, I went to the restroom and my coworker entered shortly after. It was a tight fit: 2 adjacent floor-length urinals with no divider and a stall running length-wise closely behind them. I take the urinal closest to the wall.

As my bladder empties, my coworker, "J," comes in (late 20s, thick brown hair, boyish facial features, and a nice bubble butt). He takes the urinal next to me and whips out a medium sized cut cock with a nice head.

He starts pissing, aiming his dick back and forth playfully. We make small talk for about 30 seconds until my bladder runs dry. Due to the layout, the stall is so close that I can't get out without bumping J.

- "J, I think I'm trapped here until you're done," I joked.
- "You just want to watch longer," he replied with a wink in his voice.
- "Oh yeah, such a good view," I half-jokingly reply.

And it was. He was quite full of beer and his thick stream started to get me hard. He wasn't shy about showing off. Since I didn't want to stare, I playfully shoved him and squeezed through.

I was kind of aroused, but let it out of my mind...until a couple drinks later. I went to the same urinal as before, only to be joined by J 30 seconds later. He unzips and whips it out.

Then, as payback for before, he playfully shoves me, but away from the urinal, not into it. I lost my balance and my stream pointed into his urinal instead of mine (very tight quarters).

- "Watch it, dude! You're gonna get pissed on if you push me like that."

I didn't want him to know I was enjoying this, but he probably knew already. I rebalanced and re-aimed my piss into my own urinal. Then, drunk ambition took over and I shoved him again just like he did to me.
He missed the urinal and peed up onto his hands a little before finding his balance. He then aimed into my urinal.

- "Guess it's just a sword fight, then," he said.
I aimed back into his urinal and stared at his nice cockhead and thick stream. I slowed to a dribble and started to put mine away.

- "Don't be rude," J said. "I'm not done yet."

I left mine out while he finished peeing. The warmth of his stream splashing off the porcelain felt amazing and I tried not to get hard. Finally, he trickled to a stop, milked out the final drops, and then put his dick away. I followed suit.

We both walked back outside and never mentioned it again. That was his last week at the company, so there was never a follow-up. It was so hot, though.



Great read- Thanks for posting. Did you ever chub up enough that he noticed?

Think he was checking out your cok also.. Did you see him look?
 
i went to a bar in a town that i grew up in. Havent been back for a few years. Ran into a childhood friend who looked at me at the urinal and said that "thats a big dick" lol cracked me up. im not even that big.
 
Great read- Thanks for posting. Did you ever chub up enough that he noticed?

Think he was checking out your cok also.. Did you see him look?

Thanks! It was about a year ago now, so it's hard to say exactly how hard I was at any point, but he definitely saw my cock. It was surprising and a big turn-on.
 
Thanks! It was about a year ago now, so it's hard to say exactly how hard I was at any point, but he definitely saw my cock. It was surprising and a big turn-on.


Yeah I get that- so when can we see it?
 
I stepped into the restroom just a few minutes ago... I work in a large corporate facility, and I'm the only one in the row of urinals. This good looking very muscular short black guy takes the urinal right next to me, which I found odd, but he unzipped his fly and pulled out the biggest soft cock I've ever seen! It had to have been a solid 7''. Not to be sown up, I backed up from my urinal and as soon as he saw my 2 gauge PA he stepped up closer to his urinal.
 
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