Skylar Astin

Ahh Found it Thanks Yumm!!

Lol wow, he really can't dance for shit. I mean, i assumed as much, but he's worse than I would have imagined :joy:

But he can absolutely still get it anytime anyplaceeeeeeee...who cares if he can't move his hips, as long as he can lay the pipe and thrust them... I love him, he kind of has a slightly ethnically ambiguous look to him in his (adorable/handsome/so so cute) face, like mayyyyybe he could be like 12% something-something-something? A pretty lip pout and cute bright puppy eyes and nice olive skin complexion.

And OMG can we talk about that Girls episode?? Jesus. That was my first encounter of him and I will never not want him after that. His character is like this guy the youngest Girls cast main character met at like a Jewish camp when they were younger? Idk (who cares)

But his character is so cute and I will never allow myself to believe his IRL personality is anything different. He's just like this eager good guy who is also politely horny a lot....I'm now remembering a big (likely fake) bulge when the two are watching a movie on her couch. He just is like an eager sex Golden Retriever waiting for the greenlight to start f*cking the whole scene.

AND THEN....the best part....he starts going down on her like in such an enthusiastic and eager-to-please way (without being like pathetic about it) and he basically exclaims that he loves to eat p*ssy more than anything in life or something....like, it's just a beautiful scene to have this hot lil cute stud muffin thing essentially announce that his purpose or calling and most beloved past time is to orally service...like, is there a more perfect boyfriend profile?
 
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is it actually their dick in the socks? or just prosthetic?
But where would their dicks go? MILES TELLER LOOKS LIKE HE GOT THAT LOOOONG DONG FOR THEM EXTRA LONG STROKES YESSSS PLEASE! BUT I WOULD CHOOSE MISTER ASTIN ANYDAY! HE GOT THEM CAKES AND A DECENT FAR PIECE TO DO EVERYTHING WITH
 
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They went easy on him
 
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They went easy on him
His first and only boy kiss was in 21 and over. This whole time I thought he broke up with his fiance/wife because he might have been singing a couple whistle tones with other guys. So quite the surprise there...