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Smelling cum

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I don't have a strong sense of smell, so I don't think about it. I should, tho, because then years ago I was in grad school sharing a room with a married guy in his 30's and I jacked off SOOOO quietly in bed one night that I thought I was very clever... till it occurred to me the next day (or even that night), he might have smelled it. He never said anything.
He was a hot dude and one time asked me to shave the back of his neck while he was shirtless. I guess he felt comfortable asking. I thought it was pretty hot.
 

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I had a room mate after college who could smell it a mile away, and didn’t particularly care for it. He could smell it every morning when I jacked off after waking up, even to the point of asking if I was in a rush when I didn’t beat off, because he didn’t smell it that morning, lol.
 

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Ohhhh yep.

Me and a buddy of mine used to hump and grind our dicks together growin up.

We used to have sleepovers in a tent in the backyard and hump all night. In the morning, the tent would smell strongly of dick, musky ballsac and cum.
What did your mom say?
 

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I just think cum smells like bleach almost to puts me off
Philip Roth in "Portnoy's Complaint"--the most sophisticated literary porn you'll ever read--describes his cum when he learned to beat off (well, by "he" I mean the fictional narrator) as "a mixture of Clorox and buttermilk."
 
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I was out for coffee with a friend when another friend and his dad came in. Said hi, shook hands and carried on the conversation I was in with the friend I was having coffee with. After a bit my nose was itchy so I rubbed my nose. I was shocked when I smelt cock and cum on my hand. I’m sitting there talking away trying to figure out how my hand could smell like cock and cum when I hadn’t jacked off that day. Then it hit me that it was my other friend! He had mentioned that he literally had just rolled out of bed and came down to meet his dad. He had probably jerked a load out right before and didn’t wash his hand and now I could smell the results of his morning activities!! I was weirded out a bit and turned on a bit at the same time! Was glad that he got one off though!
 
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Ohhhh yep.

Me and a buddy of mine used to hump and grind our dicks together growin up.

We used to have sleepovers in a tent in the backyard and hump all night. In the morning, the tent would smell strongly of dick, musky ballsac and cum.

Fucking love this! Would love to spend a few days camping with a bud just doing this until our tent reeked.
 
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I cant say I "like" it, but it doesn't bother me, and the bleach aspect of it reminds me of cleanliness...……...clean towels or cleaning the pipes, lol.

I don't notice my own so much, but can detect my roommates pretty easily. travel roommates on my teams over the years have varying degrees of smell.

I woke up one morning on a road trip with the team to find my bedmate had already gone to shower. Being as I was against the wall I rolled over his way to get up and go piss. I put my hand in something wet on the corner of the sheet, I had barely got my hand pulled away to look at it when the smell hit me, not a bad smell and didn't gross me out, but a strong bleachy smell. The need to jerk off immediately overtook the need to piss...…..I unloaded a huge load right into his wet spot with that part of the sheet wrapped around my dick head. (good thing both the other roommates had gone to breakfast already).

I then went to piss and told him to leave the shower on I was about to get in when he got done. He got out as I got in. as I finished and was drying off he told me he was heading down to eat too and he would see me there.

When I got out to the bed area to put on my clothes I noticed the wet slimy spot had been folded/tucked in a way to kind of conceal it...………….should I have told him it was as much my cum as his he was folding under?

Thing is I cant believe he could pull that off without me waking up, I'm usually in tune with my own bed shaking, and would have been glad to make my side shake just as much.

He somehow managed to pull off rubbing out a load without waking me several times, maybe he was getting in the floor to jerk off or on his knees in the floor and still using the sheet to unload on. I never caught him in the act, but after that first time I could detect the bleachy clean smell the minute my eyes opened, sometimes I think it is what woke me up.
 

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Ohhhh yep.

Me and a buddy of mine used to hump and grind our dicks together growin up.

We used to have sleepovers in a tent in the backyard and hump all night. In the morning, the tent would smell strongly of dick, musky ballsac and cum.


Nice story man
 
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