So if I develop a rash in jail...

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  1. burns1de

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    ...does that mean I can just go home? That would be pretty cool.
     
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    Perhaps it would be a friction rash at the opening of your ass. :saevil:
     
  3. burns1de

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    Unlikely, seeing as this is an 'exit only' door.
     
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    Not in jail :cool:
     
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    If I ever get sent in jail, I'm gonna be the one doing the pounding, not the other way around.

    Trust me.
     
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    Maybe Alex was commenting on the qualities of prison food... :cool:
     
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    I would be more than happy to apply the lotion on your rash. :wink:
    As for the pounding, I'd be willing to take one from you. :smile:
     
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    Ah, burnsie, lot a people there on break and enter charges.
    Heh heh.
     
  9. burns1de

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    I suddenly feel the urge to mention that I was referring to Paris Hilton's lightning-quick stint in jail when I made this thread. Sometimes, I think I'm too subtle for my own good.
     
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    It's not that you're too subtle but that you offer, willy nilly, too many distractions, my good fellow.
     
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    And sometimes a thread just begs to be hijacked. :rolleyes:
     
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    Yeah, it was the pounding part made this thread very interesting :)
    I volunteer.
     
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    yeah there was a thread called paris hilton allready

    because she's such a big dick

    And maybe they sent her away so nobody would get what she had.
     
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    Lots of willy, not much nilly, I thought. :tongue:

    NCbear (who thinks Burns1de has a great beard too)
     
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    you also have to suffer a mental breakdown, and don't forget to cry for mommy also.

    lets face it, that bitch was a waste of sperm.

     
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    wont have much of a say who's doin the pounding if Big Bubba and his pals are holding you down takin turns on your butt!
     
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    well she's back in jail now, wonder for how long. Seems the sheriff felt the sentance was to harsh and let her out and the judge put her back in. She may get out on good behavior, what a joke. Like Paris ever acted good.
     
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    Famous last words. You'd be surprised how fast and easy it is to take down a man. I have seen it happen, most notably to a bruiser of a man who was a bully. Standing 6'5" and well over 200 poinds of muscle he seemed like one who would not ever get his just desserts. Then one aftenoon it happened. A guard left the cell doors open (as was the custom since we were in a minimum security facility) and he and several other guards 'disappeared'. The muscle man was set upon by at least a dozen willing participants who not only beat him half dead, they proceded to have their conjugal visits with him. 5 men were charged and sent to a maximum security facility, the muscle man spent his next month in medical. He may still be there, I was released and for whatever reason, I left completely unentered. It is in large part how one starts off. Come into the prison with an attitude and you're probably going to get hurt at some point along the way. Come in as a quiet sort, well behaved and respectful, you improve your odds for safe survival (you may still end up a victim; but the odds are decreased for it happening).
     
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    Actually just the thought of the Grand Opening of your Ass eclipsed her.:moon:

    :shock::yumyum::love::cool22:

    I just need the red capet and the paparazzi and we'll be set.:wink:
     
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    Paris is free! Yay!:party2:
     
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