So... there's this guy

[LurkerViewer]

Okay, so there's this guy that I really like. He is a really funny person, great personality, he's of Spanish descent, has a built body, (and from what I can tell) has a pretty big package.

But there are two things standing in my way of touching him inappro-- AHEM, I mean, being able to go out with him:

1. I'm heavyset and he's thin.
2. I'm gay and he's straight.

I'm at a loss at what to do.
If it helps at all, his name is Alex and I really want him.
Like, here.
Now.


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I'm serious. Right. Now.

 

[Joseph]

So you want a gay relationship with a straight guy... it's not happening,

If you asked him and he said he doesn't want a relationship with you, then you have to accept that. What would YOU do if a girl wanted to be your girlfriend? That's the exact same case!

 

[slurper_la]

... there are two things standing in my way of touching him inappro-- AHEM, I mean, being able to go out with him:

Actually there's only one thing standing in the way...

HE'S STRAIGHT!!!

Dude, get over it and yourself. This is what gives us a bad rap.
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[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

I'm sorry!

I read this and bust out laughing.


Let me concoct a similar scenario:

I'm into this guy: he's a totally straight married mormon on a bicycle busy converting people - but totally freaking hot and conservative .... and I'm a cute gay atheist who wants to suck his dick.

How do I make this happen? Advice please?

 

[VeeP]

Dude, get over it and yourself. This is what gives us a bad rap.

QFT.

To the OP: Forget about it and turn your attention to someone who'll return the affection.

 

[Corius]

Amen to your thought, VeeP, some dreams are not only impossible but foolish from the get -go.

 

[surferboy]

i don't think the weight thing is an issue, but the fact that he's straight mans you will never have a relationship - sexual or otherwise - with him. the best i can say brah is that you can only be his friend. now, if you think that'll hurt you emotionally, then don't. but don't try to "convert" him. you'll only end up hurt emotionally, and possibly physically

 

[koval]

I'm sorry!

I read this and bust out laughing.


Let me concoct a similar scenario:

I'm into this guy: he's a totally straight married mormon on a bicycle busy converting people - but totally freaking hot and conservative .... and I'm a cute gay atheist who wants to suck his dick.

How do I make this happen? Advice please?

Easy, invite him in to discuss converting to the Mormon faith. Then use chloroform on him :tongue::tongue:

 

[D_Rod Staffinbone]

Easy, invite him in to discuss converting to the Mormon faith. Then use chloroform on him :tongue::tongue:

that's scary, when irish coffee would do just as well.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Sorry man, ain't going to happen, be friends, that is cool too, even better!

 

[Indybottombiguy]

The word "Hopeless" comes to mind. Sorry, just a little reality thrown your way. :frown1:

 

[camerondude]

Well... it happens to us all at some stage or other... live.. learn...move on... next... you get the idea because if you fuss about over this infactuation you will inhibit your own developement and future relationships... No need to hide from your attraction from him however ... even laugh it over with him.. he could become a friend... but dont expect more..ever!

 

[Ironlion45]

Anything scenario that allowed this to happen would probably result in your friendship ending.

 

[Northland]

Okay, so there's this guy that I really like. He is a really funny person, great personality, he's of Spanish descent, has a built body, (and from what I can tell) has a pretty big package.

But there are two things standing in my way of touching him inappro-- AHEM, I mean, being able to go out with him:

1. I'm heavyset and he's thin.
2. I'm gay and he's straight.

I'm at a loss at what to do.
If it helps at all, his name is Alex and I really want him.
Like, here.
Now.


...


I'm serious. Right. Now.

Part one-it doesn't matter what type of body you have. If a man has an interest in you, they will see past the body. I mean watch Ugly Betty. That guy Mark has gotten involved with a larger bodied man and they're about to be married. Of course they have something that your friend Alex does not-they are both gay.

Part two-This man you have mentioned is not gay. End of story...or is it? Yes, it is.

Part three-I don't know why you would think that it would help that his name is Alex. Do you have a history of thin heterosexual men named Alex being more sexually responsive than men named Pablo or Moises?

Part four-many people swear by the supposedly true methods found here-
fondling,sucking a sleeping guy,str8 or gay For your own benefit-both physically and as far as incurring an arrest record, you'd be advised not to do anything. Leave him on his path and look around for a gay man who grabs your interest.